Sorry I haven't updated in a while. These aren't puns or jokes, but here are some pickup lines.
Do your legs hurt?
Because you've been running through my mind all night long
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
I was wondering if you wanted to go to the sale?
The sale in my bedroom.
My clothes are 100% off
Are you a fireman? Because your hose is getting me wet.
You look like a hard worker. I got an opening you can fill.
You look like you could be better a burger. Because I could see your meat between my buns.
YOU ARE READING
Punography
RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
