8 Not Puns

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Why are they called buildings if they're already built?

If you could walk through doors than why wouldn't you fall through the floor?

If you "expect the unexpected" then wouldn't it be expected?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

If at first you don't succeed. Destroy all the evidence that you ever tried.

Take my advice.---- I'm not using it.

Ever stop to think. And forget to start again?

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