When you guys get jealous it's kinda cute. When you girls get jealous it's World War II.
Nerd sitting on a chair. Bully comes over.
Bully: "Hey Nerd! I bet I have 10 times as many girls as you do!"
Nerd:..... *thinks of comeback* 10 times 0 is 0 so I guess we have the same amount of girls.
I bought a pair of shoes from the drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I as tripping all day.
You've used google so much but I bet you don't remember the order of the colors. ;)
The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than superman.
Until 1961 it was illegal to attempt
suicide in the UK.
The punishment was death.
69% percent o people will find something wrong with this sentence.
Men at 26 play football,
Men at 40 play tennis,
Men at 60 play golf,
have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller?
I predict that in the future, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to create super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace.
YOU ARE READING
Punography
De TodoSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
