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I don't trust these stairs... They're always up to something.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Did you here about the guy who got all his leg side cut off? He's all right now.

Did you here about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

He drove his car into a tree and found out the Mercedes bends.

Cat puns freak meowt seriously, I'm not kitten.

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