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Hullu, Tumutu

🍅💦😘: Tf r u trying to say?

I replaced all the vowels with the letter u
figure it out

🍅💦😘: Hello, Tomato?

Damn, that was quick 😳

🍅💦😘: I'm not that dumb 🙄

I'll give you that

🍅💦😘: 😑

I'm bored

🍅💦😘: Yes, yes u r

Can we speak about how hot Sasuke, Kakashi-Sensei, and Kiba are?

🍅💦😘: Hell to the motherfucking no

Meanie
I need some of that girl talk

🍅💦😘: Wait, Kiba is new to ur list of hot guys

Mhm, he's kinda cute
A tad to cocky for my taste tho

🍅💦😘: Oh

My type is more silent and sexy
The brooding type
Basically emo

🍅💦😘: U think Sasuke is emo

Quite the edge-lord sometimes

🍅💦😘: I wonder how Sasuke would feel if u told that to him...

🤷‍♀️ Idk
He is hotttt 😘

🍅💦😘: Calm ur tits, woman

Sorrryyy, I can't
I'm flat as a board

🍅💦😘: I don't see that as much of a problem

Really!?
Wowwwww
😊😘💦
I wonder what ur type is

🍅💦😘: I compliment u just once, and this is how it goes

Heyyy!
I don't get many compliments!
😤

🍅💦😘: That's to bad

Are u being sarcastic?

🍅💦😘: Take it any way u want

Nurutu Uzumuku

🍅💦😘: ???
🍅💦😘: Naruto Uzumaki

Susuku Uchuhu

🍅💦😘: Sasuke Uchiha??

Sukuru Hurunu

🍅💦😘: Your name

Is a great movie

🍅💦😘: Sukuru Hurunu = Sakura Haruno

Mhm
Kukushu Hutuku

🍅💦😘: Kakashi-Sensei

Chuju Ukumuchu

🍅💦😘: Choji

Tsunudu Sunju

🍅💦😘: Isn't she the first mayor's grand daughter?

Yus
She's also my MMA shishou and tutor

🍅💦😘: U do mixed martial arts?

Yus!
It's really fun!

🍅💦😘: Cool
🍅💦😘: Uruchumuru

Who?

🍅💦😘: Orochimaru
🍅💦😘: My extracurricular tutor

Ooooh
Orochimoomoo

🍅💦😘: WTF, woman?!
🍅💦😘: What are u on? And how high are u?
🍅💦😘: Why must you do this? 😑

Cause, baby, I can 😊
And yes, I'm high on fabulousness
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