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Today 11:43 AMiii-iii-iiii: Hello, Haruno Sakura
Who are you?
Um, how did you get my number?iii-iii-iiii: Ah, that is a long story
iii-iii-iiii: But you may call me Weasel-KunMhm ookay
But why do you want to talk to meWeasel-Kun has added sss-sss-ssss to the conversation
sss-sss-ssss: Yeah, hey
sss-sss-ssss: Please call me Sushi-kunDamn, you tasty af
Sushi-Kun: We are here for some business
Weasel-Kun: That is correct
Weasel-Kun: We would like to create a deal with youWeasel-Kun: And from what we know, you'll like the reward very much
You have me listening
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Just let it not be anything illegal
Pls and thxSushi-Kun: Rest assured
Sushi-Kun: Everything is completely legalNoiceeeee
Weasel-Kun: It's unusually easy to earn your trust you know...
Weasel-Kun: Considering your the daughter of the owners of the Haruno medical device companyEhhhh
I'm getting kinda worried
Who tf do u know about meSushi-Kin: Trust me, we know each other
Good terms?
Sushi-Kun: Yep
Ahhh
But like, who?Sushi-Kun: I thought you liked your guys 'emo and mysterious'
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I'm shooketh
And kinda worried about my privacyWeasel-Kun: No need to worry, Haruno
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How reassuring...Weasel-Kun: Good
Weasel-Kun: Now we speak of our dealSushi-Kun: Can we get on with what we wanted to talk about?
Sushi-Kun: I feel like as we keep stalling the more and more this feels like we are drug dealingNgl, ur right, sushi-kun
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First you name the priceSushi-Kun: Sure
Sushi-Kun: You will get Itachi Uchiha's cooking fore dinner whenever you want
Sushi-Kun: For the rest of your school yearWeasel-Kun: As long as your desire is within reason
Weasel-Kun: As Itachi can be quite busy with his jobSo u r connected to Itachi Uchiha...
Weasel-Kun: Yes, we are
InTeRsTiNg
Sushi-Kun: Mhm
YOU ARE READING
Text Me, 🍅💦😘!
Fanfic"Ino-pig! Thanks for the tour!" Haruno Sakura thanked her old friend. "No problem, Billboard-brow. Here's Naruto's number, he's the Student Council President now." Yamanaka Ino replied, handing the pink haired girl a slip with a phone number scrawl...