Anansi... kinda

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Hello! Okay, so Ima be straight with y'all (although I'm gay, lol), I don't know what it is about this episode, I just fucking hate it. I simply don't want to write it. Believe me when I say it's not laziness. I have tried to write it but Nora makes me so fucking ANGRY that every time I go to write I end up completely changing the plot of the episode and it's just me roasting the shit out of Nora. I'll be honest, I legit wrote (out of rage) a scene where Y/N was like, "Bitch, square up!" to prove that she could protect Alya and Y/N kicked the shit out of Nora. But then I realized that the whole episode is surrounding Nino and I can't do that. Then I tried again but actually went along with the plot of cheating in an arm wrestle but once again got so frustrated with it that I just got up and left because I couldn't fucking write anymore. Actually, now that I think about it, this episode was half the reason I didn't write for so long. I just couldn't fucking write this fucking episode.

So, I know I said that I would write the episode where Nino gets the bracelet. But because my body physically won't let me, I'll give you the next best thing.

A summary..............................I'm sorry.

Okay, let's get on with it.

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Y/N, Mari and Nino are all hanging out at Alya's while Adrien is on video call. They're playing Just dance and it's awesome. They plan on going to see the fireworks later.

Nora strides in, in all her overprotective and muscular glory, bragging about the boxing match she just won.

Alya tells her the plans but refuses to let Alya go. Nino stands up for her. They arm wrestle. Y/N is just seething at the irrationality of it all while Mari helps Nino cheat. He wins and they leave before Nora even gets the chance to stop them.

Nora gets turned into an Akuma villain, turns into a massive spider-woman. Things are great.

The friends see the fireworks, Nino is nervous, Alya and Adrien playfully teases him. Meanwhile, Mari and Y/N are having a very romantic moment watching the fireworks together.

Suddenly the ferris wheel stops and Alya instantly gets her phone out to film the new villain. Anansi takes their cart and brings them to the ground where Chat Noir meets them. He makes a few jokes and Y/N accidentally laughs making Mari elbow her.

Anansi and Chat Noir fight, she lets the ferris wheel lose so Chat has to go save the people. Anansi kidnaps Alya, taunts Nino about being a flyweight then jumps off.

Nino goes after them, very much determined. Mari and Y/N try to stop him but he only yells at them saying he's not a flyweight and he doesn't need them to prove it. Then he runs off. Y/N nods to Mari, signaling she should transform then goes after Nino.

Mari transforms and at the same time, Y/N hides and transforms too.

They both go to help Chat who saved the ferris wheel all on his own. Perruche teases him, pretending to cry saying he's all grown up. Earns a laugh from Ladybug and a glare from Chat. Perruche helps the people up high out while the others help out the lower ones. Then they go after Anansi.

They get to the giant web Anansi made with Alya stuck in the middle. Nino is flying through the air and Perruche saves him. She compliments him saying he's very brave but he needs to let them handle it. He doesn't listen and runs right back in.

They fight Anansi and Chat gets punched. Perruche catches him before he hits the ground so he doesn't get hurt. New plan. Perruche gets Alya, the other two fight Anansi to distract her.

Anansi throws Chat into the web. Perruche fails to get Alya because she has to dodge Chat's incoming body. Unfortunately, Ladybug gets caught too and Perruche realizes they need help. But she can't make the round trip. Nino offers his help and she accepts it, handing him Chat's staff.

Nino barely fends the spider off while Perruche goes to the Guardian.

Perruche rockets across the town to meet up with the Guardian. He tells her that she must choose a new hero to help her. She chooses the turtle, thinking of Nino. He nods to her and lets her go back.

When she gets there, Ladybug is caught in the web and she's having fun with Nino. Nino just keeps getting back up, determined to defend his girlfriend and the heroes. He pulls a good move and extends Chat's staff, nailing her in the nose.

She gets angry and throws him into the air. Perruche catches him and flies away so they can come back as heroes.

Anansi goes to take the ring and Chat Cataclysms so she can't touch his hand. She argues with Hawkmoth while Perruche debriefs Nino. She tells him that she needs him and the commands and powers of the Miraculous. He accepts the responsibility and transforms into Nino. She tells him to protect her, Chat, Ladybug and Alya while she gets Ladybug for her Lucky Charm.

They go and Nino does only defensive moves and is succeeding while Anansi is attacking him. Perruche frees Ladybug's arm so she can use her Lucky Charm. She gets boxing gloves. She hands them to Perruche and her yoyo to create a boxing ring. Perruche does everything and challenges Anansi to a boxing match. The winner gets what they want. Nino stands on the side waiting for his moment.

Anansi throws punches while Perruche only evades but she does get a hit or two in just to be annoying. The hero goes to each corner and dodges Anansi's punches, making her hit the pillars holding up the structure overtop of them.

Once each one is crumbling she taunts Anansi so she stays where she is. Too late, the villain realizes that a large chunk of stone is about to land on her. She jumps out of the way but her foot gets stuck beneath it. Perruche flies the two up to the web and places him near Alya then goes to hold her two partners. She tells Nino to do the thing. He does the thing.

A force field surrounds them and separates their part of the web from the structure. It also protects them as the thing crumbles around them. Perruche has to be careful not to leave the shield sphere or else she'll risk two things: being crushes and being exposed.

The Shellter fades away with the dust of the collapse. Ladybug and Chat are a little shaken from the fall while Perruche was just flying. The ground begins to rumble so she quickly uses Mimic on Chat's Cataclysm and throws the now black knife at the emerging Anansi. The knife hits her helmet and the Akuma is released.

Chat uses his Cataclysm on a rock to get rid of it while Ladybug purifies the Akuma and conjures the cure. Nora turns back to normal and Alya whips out her phone. Both Ladybug and Chat leave since they have very little time left, leaving Perruche and Nino with Alya and her phone.

Alya starts asking questions about the hero and Perruche only smiles, signaling him to come up with a name. He chooses Carapace. Perruche bids Alya and the Ladyblog adieu before running off with Carapace.

She thanks him for everything and he thanks her for trusting him. She tells him he's true hero material before flying off. They all transform back and go to Alya and Nora.

Nora apologizes for acting irrationally and Mari apologizes for cheating. Nora compliments Nino and Alya hugs her. Nino suggests they all go to the ice rink together with Nora and it's a great idea. They all have fun.

Meanwhile, Master Fu is smiling to himself after Perruche returns the Miraculous. Soon, she won't need to return them to him, only to the Miracle Box.

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Okay, so there you go. For the record, while writing an actual chapter I never got past the arm wrestle so the fact that I actually made it to where Nora got Akumatized is astounding.

Anyway. I'm sorry that this isn't actually a real chapter but the next one will be, I promise!

BYE! MUAH!<3

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