Immune

Volpina

Volpinaaaaaaa!!!!!!! More of a filler episode but fun all the same! Hope y'all enjoy it!
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So I'm special. No idea why I'm special but I am. Yay. Kinda sucks that even with my specialness I still go to school. Kill me now.

Alya, Mari and I walk up the steps in comfortable silence. I'm not expecting much today. I mean, anything at this point will be trivial compared to me finding out that I'm immune to fucking superpowers!

"Can you believe Lila knows Prince Ali?" Rose squeaks to Juleka as we walk in. Who's Lila? "She even flew in his private jet! Can you believe it?" Unless 'Lila' is a bureaucrat then no, I don't.

"I can't believe Jagged Stone wrote a song about Lila and not me!" Chloe complains to Sabrina as we walk in. Lila again? Who is this chick?

"Lila know all the famous directors," Nino tells Kim and Max walking right in front of me, "She promised to mention me to Steven Spielberg!" He says all giddy.

Who the fuck is Lila?

I run to catch up to my girls. "Either of you know this 'Lila' character?"

"Yeah! She just moved here," Alya points to a brunette in orange and brown trailing her finger up a uncomfortable Adrien's chest seductively. Um..... BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? "She even gave me an exclusive interview for the Ladyblog!" Alya continues, "Ladybug saved her life once and they became friends, look!" Alya pulls out her phone and shows us the video.

I look to Mari confused. She's just as clueless as me. I live under a rock, sure, but Mari tells me about every Akuma fight she's been in. Never has she mentioned befriending a 'Lila'.

"Who is this girl and what is she doing to poor Adrien?" I ask looking back at the creep smothering my Cinnabon.

"Lila has the most amazing life!" Alya says, completely ignoring my comment. "And now she's going here. She's..." Alya sighs dramatically, "Totally awesome."

I close my eyes to process this information. My hands take the form of a villain plotting something. So there's a new girl, Lila. She's 'totally awesome' as Alya put it. She's chummy with Prince Ali, Jagged Stone and Steven Spielberg. And she's currently running her hands all over my sunshine boy shamelessly. I don't usually jump to conclusions but this chick is full of bullshit.

I glare up at her. I see her dragging a very confused and socially awkward Adrien into the library. I narrow my eyes and follow them. Alya walks away to class looking at her phone but Mari tails me.

I sneak around the shelves until I find Adrien. He looks very bored and anxious. His leg is bouncing and fingers tapping restlessly. Wonder what's got him all riled up?

Lila isn't with him. Weird. I pull Mari behind me so we're spying on him like people do in cartoons, on on top of the other. Adrien throws his head back then moves to pull a heafty book from his bag. Its a brown, leather hardcover with a strange design on the front. Before I can get a better look, Tikki pops out of Mari's bag.

"Marinette! Adrien's book. I need to get a closer look at it!" She says quite loudly.

"Tikki!" I scold in a whisper, "Get back here, you'll be seen!" I grab her in my hand, gently of course, but urgently. Tikki just phases through my fingers - which felt really strange - and hides on top of the shelf closest to Adrien.

Mari is about to run after her but I put my hand out to stop her. "Now we can finally get started on our homework," Lila says to Adrien, "It's so much more fun doing it together, don't you think?" The blond boy covers the heafty book with a magazine to hide the pages. He clearly didn't do a good job because when Lila sits down her eyes grow wide and pulls the book towards her.