ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 1: Scene 2

(At the Streets:)

Jeeves (CAPULET B): I wonder, those Montagues had one thing in common, that we both tried keeping peace onto one-another.

Smg3 (PARIS): That sounds true; you old bags. How's it to you, my Lord?

C B: To think about it, my child's still new from outside; Give at least a few more years, & then you'll marry her.

PARIS: Younger than she are happy mothers made.

C B: Here's the deal, big boi; You & your family are invited to our gala. But, just to only win her heart. Deal? 

Paris: Deal 

C B: Pete, invite those peeps for me. I'mma get my self a seaweed wrap. 

(the two leave)

Toad (PETER): (sighs) If only i could read.

(Meanwhile...)

BEN: I know what you feel man, Love can be a mischievous entity that turns one another. When one's grief can be manipulated poorly, It'll surely be fatal.

RO: Your words feel like a pain to the skull (groans)

BEN: You ok, Ro?

RO: I'm fine, just blew my fuse, Man, i really need to calm down or (suddenly diverts attention) Hey there, sir.

Peter: My good sir, can you read this?

RO: Depends, are you blind?

Peter: I think so, i can see the horizon real well, but not on my own hands

RO: You're farsighted, aren't you?

Peter: Yep.

Ro: Ok, i'll give it a look.

(The invite list goes as follows)

'Signior Martino and his wife and daughters; County Anselme and his beauteous sisters; the lady widow of Vitravio; Signior Placentio and his lovely nieces; Mercutio and his brother Valentine; mine uncle Capulet, his wife and daughters; my fair niece Rosaline; Livia; Signior Valentio and his cousin Tybalt, Lucio and the lively Helena.' 

RO: Woof, & i thought our era's a lot fancy. Sir, where's it taking place? 

Peter: At supper, from my master's house. 

RO: Thanks for the memo, sir. 

Peter: As long as you're not a Montague in our Capulet territory, then it's fine to go here. Adieu to you, sirs. (leaves to the house)

BEN: Do you seriously try to crash that party for your dear Rosaline [Meggy]?

RO: Nah, I thought on creating a massive prank to those scums. 

Ben: You sure? 

Ro: Really sure. 

Ben: Ok, now, what disguises are we gonna use for the party?

RO: Leave that to me.

A2:S2 End