Ok guys, i know we cleared the first part, but we're not even making a dent in this story.As long as those two families hate each other's guts, it's hard for the lovers to even find the right spot to meet. But it ain't stopping them to even try.
~Near Capulet borders~
RO: (takes off his mask) (inside mind) Whoo. What a rush. But i ain't gonna leave that easily. (as he climbs the wall, Ben & Mer came to the side)
BEN: Hey Mer, have you seen my cousin?!
MER: How could you tell me? He's with us during our dramatic exit.
BEN: Good point. But i swore he's nearby. I can taste it. (makes licking noises)
RO: (inside mind, on the other side of the wall) Now that's disgusting.
MER: (whispers on her ear) I got a juicy plan. Follow my lead.
(starts reciting his poem) Nay, I'll conjure too.
Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover!
Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh:
Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied;
Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove;'
Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word,
One nick-name for her purblind son and heir,
Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim,
When King Cophetua loved the beggar-maid!
He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not;
The ape is dead, and I must conjure him.
I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes,
By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie,
That in thy likeness thou appear to us!
BEN: And if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him.
MER: This cannot anger him: 'twould anger him
To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle
Of some strange nature, letting it there stand
Till she had laid it and conjured it down;
That were some spite: my invocation
Is fair and honest, and in his mistres s' name
I conjure only but to raise up him.
(an eerie silence follows on, but it slowly breaks as Ro lands on a cart of hay)
BEN: Meh, he ain't here. Wanna go break some shots?
MER: Nope, because of two reasons. 1. It's way too late at night for us to find him.
BEN: & 2?
(sirens then blared as Capulet A comes with a battleaxe)
C A: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS BITCHES!!!!!
MER: RUN!
(the duo runs off as Ro comes out of the cart from the other side)
RO: Whew. If you'd like to milk my feelings, you should've asked.
A2:S1 End
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ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version
RomanceFirstly, no. Mario & Meggy aren't the main protagonists. Second, i had planned this for so many months. Consider this done before 2022 Third, it's connected to my fanfic, OVERLOADED somehow. Enjoy.
