ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 1: Scene 5

~Hallway~

Toadsworth [Captain Servant]: Alright everyone, this is the big leagues! This gala is told to be one of the most fancy of it's kind, so we must 'nt order any screwups. (notices Peter with an ice pack) What happened to you?

Peter: I don't wanna talk about it.

C S: So are we ready to take this down?

Toads [Countless servants]: RIGHT!

C S: NOW, LETS-A F**KIN GO!!!!

~Foyer~

C A: Welcome all to my great uncle's birthday gala. I swear to you all to have a very great & *no pun intended* corny good time. Now maestro, give us a beat!

(the musicians then played as the guests dance along)

(to servants)Great work guys. Keep it up & it'll be the best gala yet. (to her husband) It seems like the old days. How long was it?

Green Crewmate (Capulet C): 30 years, your Majesty.

C A: Kuro, go to your assigned lover. Me & Little Pea here are gonna rule this floor.

Kuro: Oki-doki, ma.

 (the parents proceed to dance as the others go on)

RO: (inside mind) Ok, all i need to do is to find Rosaline & tell her-

(but then, he saw Kuro & feels lovestruck)

(to servant) Excuse me, but who is she?

Servant A: I dunno, sir.

RO: (inside mind) Well, forget Rosaline. That lady's mine!

TY: Weegee weegee (Wait, that guy looks familiar.)

Wee Weegee (Should I slice him?)

Peter: I don't think so. He barely looks on anyone i'd think of.

TY: Weegee Wee (Meh, i'm just gonna kill him)

C B: (overhears the convo & slaps him) Stop it. Stop it.

TY: Weegee (OK)

C B: Alright. Now Ty, prepare the presents.

TY: Wee Weegee Wee (But i thought Peter's doing it)

C B: He got a concussion by falling from the skyline & got yeeted.

TY: Wee. Wee Weegee Wee Weegee Weegee Wee(Fine. Now beware, whoever you are. I will not let this pain pass)

RO: (inside mind) Ok, you must stay cool &-

(suddenly he tripped in front of her)

Kuro: Hey there, are you alright? (lends out her hand to him, for which he accepts)

RO: Thanks for that.

Kuro: Well, i was expecting some men to fall for me, but not literally. (both laughed)

RO: You sure are funny.

Kuro: I know.

RO: & with that, i'll bestow you a greeting from where i came from.

(proceeds to kiss her on both cheeks, & then the lips)

Kuro: Woah, now that's a greeting.

RO: Don't question it.

(The musicians then played a new song, which feels both electric & swinging simultaneously)

RO: Alright, that's my jam! (starts dancing)

Kuro: Mine too! (dances with him)

(As the gala goes on, the two became closer)

Kuro: You know, I do had a great time with you.

RO: Yeah, you're bold, dashing, clever, & beautiful all in one package.

What type of man would easily avoid that?

Kuro: (chuckles) I feel the same about you, good sir. (kisses him)

Nurse: M'lady, your mom want's to speak to you. (Kuro then leaves)

Ro: Excuse me miss, but what mom??

Nurse: Actually, she's a Capulet as well.

Ro: Wait, what?!

(The clocked had chimed & rang, as it's now midnight)

BEN: NOW!

(Mer then lights up the hidden torch that leads to the two giant cobs)

Sam: Whut's going on?

(The giant cobs then exploded to giant popcorn kernels)

MER: RELEASE THE BUTTER!

(Ro then tosses a blade to the other rope, cutting it. The decorations then open & fell massive buckets of melted butter & salt)

Henry: (gets salt in his eyes) AAA! I CAN'T SEE!

Sir Reginald (Citizen C): MY EYES!!!

(As the party spirals to madness, the boys regroup & shout their war cry)

The three: HAIL TEAM M! (flies off)

C A: (to Sam) Oh god, this gala's a disaster!

Sam: whut r u talking about? this is da best present i've evur had. :)

(C A merely feels flabbergasted about what just happened)

~Later, at the hallway~

Kuro: Nurse, who do you think that gentleman be?

Nurse: What, the gentleman Tiberio or Petrucio?

Kuro: Nah, it ain't be them. They're not as good as the boy i danced with.

(Suddenly, the nurse looked outside to see Romeo taking off his mask)

Nurse: OH, DEAR, GOD!

Kuro: What is it?

Nurse: I think that boy you're danced, is from our rival family, Ro.

Kuro: WHAT IN THE F-

Act 1 End