ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 1 : Scene 3

~Capulet House, Party time~

C A: Nurse, have you seen my daughter?

Toadette[Nurse]: No, i have-(notices she stood next to her) OH DEAR GOODNESS!

Kel[Juliet/Kuro]: Mom, what's going on?

C A: It's something personal for us, but now that i think about it, so did the nurse here.

Nurse: You do know she's still too young, right?

C A: By just a few years!

Nurse: Ask me, she's 16 right now, do you think it's suitable for her to marry now?

C A: Ah sh*t, here we go again.

Kuro: What be again?

C A: About that long story that you'd be a product on sexuality.

Nurse: Even or odd, of all days in the year,

Come Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen.Susan and she--God rest all Christian souls!--Were of an age: well, Susan is with God;She was too good for me: but, as I said,On Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen;That shall she, marry; I remember it well.'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years;And she was wean'd,--I never shall forget it,--Of all the days of the year, upon that day:For I had then laid wormwood to my dug,Sitting in the sun under the dove-house wall;My lord and you were then at Mantua:--Nay, I do bear a brain:--but, as I said,When it did taste the wormwood on the nippleOf my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool,To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug!Shake quoth the dove-house: 'twas no need, I trow,To bid me trudge:And since that time it is eleven years;For then she could stand alone; nay, by the rood,She could have run and waddled all about;For even the day before, she broke her brow:And then my husband--God be with his soul!A' was a merry man--took up the child:'Yea,' quoth he, 'dost thou fall upon thy face?Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit;Wilt thou not, Jule?' and, by my holidame,The pretty wretch left crying and said 'Ay.'To see, now, how a jest shall come about!I warrant, an I should live a thousand years,I never should forget it: 'Wilt thou not, Jule?' quoth he;And, pretty fool, it stinted and said 'Ay.'

C A: ARRG, this is taking forever!

Kuro: You can say that, mom.

Nurse: Shut it, i'm at my peak here.

Yes, madam: yet I cannot choose but laugh,To think it should leave crying and say 'Ay.'And yet, I warrant, it had upon its browA bump as big as a young cockerel's stone;A parlous knock; and it cried bitterly:'Yea,' quoth my husband,'fall'st upon thy face?Thou wilt fall backward when thou comest to age;Wilt thou not, Jule?' it stinted and said 'Ay.'

Kuro: Are you even done? I still need to put on my makeup.

Nurse: Are'nt you even listening to me?

Kuro: I did, & i urge you to stop talking now.

C A: I agree on her. Also, how'd you like to get married?

Kuro: I was unsure. Besides, i was still new to this romantic business.

Nurse: Then what's with that collection of sketches with fancy men in it in your room?

Kuro: MOM?!

C A: Come on, Nurse. That's suppose to be our secret!Besides, i was close to the same age as you when you're born.

Kuro: That does explain the sus age you're into.

C A: Listen here, little missy. You're gonna marry that simp named after a fancy place i assigned you. Whether you like it or not!

Nurse: Yeah, that simp sure looks fancy on a man his age.

C A: & delicate as well.

Nurse: like a sure flower growing at your gardens, miss.

C A: My daughter, this feast may be the biggest night in your life. This man's so top class, that even kings can't look at him without admiring his splendor. Everything in him's more glamorous than our rival's so-called rat nest. Trust me. So, are you in?

Kuro: meh, i guess.I mean, i'm gonna try anything once, right?

(Peter drops in literally from the sky line)

Nurse: AH GOOD LORD!

Kuro: You ok?

Peter: I'm ok, thank yo-(his head accidentally been raised to the so called "black hole" of the nurse)

(The nurse let's out a shriek in retaliation)

C A: GET TF OUT OF HERE! (falcon kicks him off the room & crashes to a nearby vase)

Peter: Also, the guest are here. (passes out)

Kuro: Mom, why did he came from our skyline?

Nurse: Because he's on rooftop duty. Those bird dookie ain't gonna clean themselves.

Kuro: Touche.

C A: Shall we get going.

Kuro: Let's-a go!

A1: S3 End