ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 5: Scenes 1-2

~a bar of Mantua~

King Pipe (Bartender): (notices Ro coming with a glorious smile) Boy, you had a good night's rest?

RO: I sure did. It's about my love from my land. She had presumed to find me dead, but when ha she kissed me, i was brought back to life. You do know what type of fairytale i'm referring to?

Bartender: Sure did. It's all in your youth, am i right.

RO: You sure did. (but then Balt arrived in such pace) Oh hey Balt. Have you got news about her?

Is she ok?

BALT: Oh she's fine. But she be dead upon last night in her own room

RO: Are you serious? (Balt nods somberly) Well then... Bring me pen, paper, & a horse. I'll return here by tonight.

BALT: Are you sure about this? That's a very risky move.

RO: I might, but first, did the friar gave me a letter?

BALT: No, my good lord.

RO: Well ok then. Send me the horses. (BALT then left the bar) Is it true about Kuro?

Bartender: Well, judging to your friend's mixed feelings, it sure is. You know, i do remember someone who can fix this in no time. He's called the Herb Lord. He has tons of vials, spices, & other voodoo on him. He'll fix you up for sure.

RO: Are you sure he be of help?

Bartender: Sure did, after all, he's my cousin.

Enzo (Herb Lord): You're referring to me?

RO: Yeah, i needed a poison that can you reunite me with my love. Do you have such thing?

HL: I had a thing for you. But, it came with a life sentence.

RO: I just didn't care. For my sake of true love, i'll bear to do anything to see her again.

Bartender: Are you sure you know what you're doing? It be risky.

RO: Whatever it takes.

HL: (finally gives him the poison) It sure was nice knowing you.

RO: Trust me. All i need to do is to head to her tomb, & meet her in the afterlife. This will go for my true love. (exits the bar)

Bartender: (to HL) Did i fed him too much beer?

~FL's cell~

X (Friar John): (enters the cell) I'm back, my great brother.

FL: Sounds great to you. So, how's the letter going?

FJ: I was about to send it, but the post office had closed due to a sudden business collapse.

FL: How's that even possible? It's just postal service!

FJ: I'd believe it's due to a family trouble that's going on. You can't blame family.

FL: Oh god. Oh god. The plan i'm working on will fall into bits. Please do something that we'll fix this.

FJ: On it. (leaves)

FL: (grabs his crowbar & sighs) If you want to do something right, you're gonna do it yourself.

A5: S1-2 End