ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 3: Scene 1

~Public square, 10:30~

BEN: Mer, can we please get some shade. It's really hot in here & i don't think they'll reckon us if so.

MER: Bah, it's fine. That heat & quick temperness aren't gonna break me.

BEN: Did i smell weed?

MER: Yeah, you should check out FL's house here. It has the best weed around.

BEN: I'd think i rather not.

MER: Suit yourself.

Enter TYBALT and others

TY: Wee, we wee weegee (G'day to you sirs. Mind i speak to one of you?)

MER: Would you rather speak to me or my fist?

TY: We, Weegee weegee (that, ain't be what i meant)

MER: Can we'd just handle this already?

TY: Wee, Weegee weegee wee (Bro, you need to lie down)

MER: Bro, i don't need to lie down, i serve to my friend to the end, & i would not move till the marijuana pierces my skull!

BEN: (to Ty) He got himself too much weed.

MER: Oh look at that, some boomers comin' sround!

Enter ROMEO

TY: Weegee wegge Weeg (Well look who'd finally showed up)

RO: (looks at Mer & his drugged look) Got your daily weed dosage?

MER: Sure bet.

TY: Weege Wegee Weegee Wee (Do you think you'd look onto me, villain?!)

RO: Look Ty. I know you'd want a piece against me, but i'd deserved to be called more than just a villain.

TY: We weegee wee (I had enough of this) (whips out his sword) WEEGEE! (FIGHT!)

RO: I would, but i ain't right now. Look, this violence sham has brokered us long enough. Can't you wish there's a better way we'd settle things?

MER: I know a way. (draws his sword) What if i'd back on your side?!

TY: Weegee Wee Weeg (Are you backing up for him?!)

MER: Look. He's like he had a rough day & i've been through worse.

The best thing i might do is fight for him, & our housed pride.

TY: Weegee (As you wish) (draws his sword)

RO: Should we just stop this?

MER: COME AT ME, PUSSY! (screams in fury).

( they started fighting & went like this until...)

RO: (instant goes between the two) Ok, ok. Let's settle down now. Why don't we just calm down & reason this like-

(TY then threw his blade to Mer's body & fleed)

MER: (looks onto his wound) goddammit.

BEN: Mer, you ok?

MER: Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound. Please send me a medic.

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RO: Dude, i think it's serious.

MER: Easy for you to say! By tomorrow, i can't be sniffing weed anymore.

For i knew it be dark indeed, under your arms!

RO: I thought all for the best.

MER: Can you please help me, Ben?

This shall be a dark day for both houses.

(Mer & Ben had left, leaving Ro to wonder)

RO: What has gotten into me? My love have stripped me of manlihood & i let my friend die. Oh, now he'd gonna pay.

BEN: (re-enters, all teared up) I know what you're thinking, but he already died.

RO: Oh, wouldn't you look at that? Now i'm EVEN MORE PISSED THAN BEFORE!

BEN: Speaking of which, look who's back now.

Ty: (re-enters) Wee, wegee? (Bro, you okay?)

RO: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

(the two fought until Ro suddenly slashed his head off)

BEN: Ro, i think you should stop now. Both that they're coming & he's already dead.

RO: (looks onto his blade while being horrified) whut hav i done?!

BEN: Ro?

(he flees as the citizens arrived)

1C: Whoa, what just happened?

BEN: I've seen too much.

1C: Well tell it to them.

(the Prince, Montague, Capulet, & other civilians then came)

PRINCE: Who just started this?

BEN: My sir, this without a head's slain by Ro.

That with a blade on it's gut is Mer.

C A: Ty, my cousin! What has he'd done to you?

I bet it was that accursed Montague that done this!

PRINCE: Ok, what happened?

BEN: Look, Ty came to us for a duel against Ro, but he fought against Mer & had slain him All Ro had tried is to keep the peace & longed for this fight to end, but when Ty checked back, Ro's filled in grief & let his anger do the bidding, When he came through, he just left out of sorrow.

C A: That's just a sham just so that his family ain't be tarnished. That asshole must be killed in no cost!

PRINCE: Do you think that went too harsh?

M A: Yeah, after all, it's Ro's friend that took that action.

PRINCE: Well how's this. He'd be exiled on this town, & if he'd step in line, we'll kill him.

C A: Ok, that's logical enough.

A3: S1 End