ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 4: Scenes 2-4

~Capulet Hall~

C B: Peter, go invite the guests on this list!

Peter: Again?

C B: JUST DO IT! (Peter then runs off with the list) Sirrah, go hire me 20 cunning cooks.

Sirrah [Frankie]: As you wish, master. They'll be the best of the best.

C B: Are you sure?

Sirrah: Sure did. I've seen them back at the cook-off a few weeks ago.

C B: Be sure so. Begone. (Sirrah then leaves as well) Tell me Nurse, has my daughter went to her confession?

Nurse: It sure did.

C B: Good. I want him to open her eyes on whats true.

Nurse: She'll really be a changed woman just right behind you.

C B: Really? (he gets startled when he saw her right behind him) Oh dear. You scared me.

Kuro: Dad, i'm sorry for my own disobedience. I'm sure glad to continue our tradition.

C B: Oh that's good to hear, because I MOVED THE WEDDING TO TOMORROW!

Kuro: Hold it, are you really serious? That was early by my standards.

C B: I just didn't care. If the early bird catches the worm, then it be the ripe day indeed.

Kuro: Nurse, can you help me pick my dress for tomorrow?

C A: I don't think so. We had the wedding for Thursday.

C B: Nonsense. We need to get ready for tomorrow, in no time flat.

(the Nurse then follows Kuro to her room)

C A: You sure you know what you're doing? I mean, it's TOO SOON!

C B: Relax, i know what i'm doing. Now if you'd excuse me, i'll have Paris ready indeed.

C A: (sighs) This really doesn't going to end well.

~Kuro's bedroom~

Kuro: (to Nurse) I know that these dresses look fine, but can you please give me some alone time? I need to be early rested for tomorrow.

C A: (barges in) You need some help?

Kuro: No i'm fine. Would both of you be so kind & let me sleep?

C A: Of course. Goodnight. (both then left the room)

Kuro: (sighs while holding the vial) Is it ok if i do this? i'd be unsure if that be the right way. Either i die or shock him on thy tomb. I'm not sure... 

(Ty, as a ghost, then saw her)

Kuro: (notices him) What are you looking at? If you're trying to find him, he ain't here. Now if you'd excuse me, i'll get myself some beauty rest. (Ty then left in subtle disagreement) Ah well, bottoms up.

(She then drank the contents in it & fell to her bed, dead-like)

~the next day, Capulet hall~

C A: Give them the finest spices in my pantry.

Nurse: They call for dates and quinces in the pastry.

C B: Alright, alright. This wedding will surely go great.

Nurse: Should you be in bed? You're pushing yourself too much.

CB: I know no boundaries on pushing. You see it's a big day here?

C A: I know this be a horrible time, but it looks like we went too far. (leaves with the Nurse)

C B: Meh, whatever. (the servants arrive with flammable stuff) What are those?

Peter: Those are for the cooks.

C B: Good to hear. Sirrah, collect more drier, more flammable items. But not the paintings.

Siraah: As you wish, my lord. (the servingmen left)

C B: Oh this is glorious. So glorious. (the music starts playing) Oh dear Nurse, come to me.

(the Nurse then came to him) Go waken Juliet & prepare her. I'll go chat to my future son-in-law.

A4: S2-4 End