~Capulet House~
Rob (SAM/PSON): Greg, i'm feeling like carrying corn instead of coals.
Jubjub (GREG/ORY): Jubjub :)
Sam: Fair point, you think those dirty Montagues dare to fight against us & our sexy corn?
Greg: Jubjub!
Sam: No Montague would ever dare to triumph over our corn filled empire
.Greg: Jubjub x4
Sam: Our corn will totes stand to our domain, also, did you know where's my corn pillow?
Greg: Jubjub (sh*t, here come's the montagues)
Sam: Great, this gives me an opportunity to use my corn bazooka.
Greg: Jubjub? (Is this safe?)
Sam: Shut your corn mouth, Greg.
(ABE/RAHAM [Luigi] & BALT/HAZAR [Steve] then heard them)
Abe: Are you scorning at us?
Sam: YUS! So you oughta stand back against my husky project if you know what's good for you.
Abe: I would dare if i need to waste my dignity.
Balt: (unveils his chicken) CHICKENS!
Abe: Stand back, or face our wrath.
Greg: Jubjub. >:(
(Both sides fight until BEN/VOLIO [Tari] came in)
Ben: Please. Stop this fighting right now.
(Both stopped fighting when TY/BALT [Weegee Doll] steps in)
Ty: Weegee (I don't think you should do that)
Ben: Just please stop, we can't literally afford another fight here.
Ty: Weegee Weegee (Who says you, bitch?! THIS MEANS ANOTHER BATTLE!)
(Both sides fight once more, but the Citizens got wrangled on this too!)
Henry Stickmin (1st Citizen): I don't know why you're fighting but i'mma get in too! (whips out his mace & joins the brawl)
Killer Ink Leader (Capulet A): Ok guys, ready your weapons...
Bowser (Montague A): ...because those A-Holes are trying to pick against us!
(The battle escalates until Prince Pewds walks in)
Prince: Okay now, stop this fighting! This madness has gone on long enough. Why are both of you into this mess?
Ty: Weegee Weegee (Because our lord had been shamed hard by theirs in a college frat party)
M A: It's true.
Prince: Back to your houses, now. Please.
Ben: Thank you.
Daisy (Montague B): Do any of you know where's Ro? I'm just wondering if he ain't be on his antics again.
Ben: It be fine, but then again, you do know on his tricks, right?
M A: Yeah, you can tell from under his slick blond hair, charming eyes that we possess, & a pungent attitude,he'd be a few steps ahead of us.
Lo (RO/MEO): (enters the scene) Hey guys, what's up?
Ben: O nothing, we had gone to another fight again.
Ro: Oh that's good to hear. 'Cause it gave me enough time for me to pull in another prank.
Ben: What kind?
(Fire suddenly comes out of the window)
Sam: YOU DAMN MONTAGUES!!!! YOU'LL PAY FROM THE CORN THAT'S DESTROYED!!!
M A: You left the oven on from his kitchen, right?
Ro: Yep.
Ben: Tell me, have you ever considered to be in love?
Ro: *sighs* Sadly, yes. It's been hard for one to pull off pranks alone. I almost got caught twice already.
M B: I feel you, man.
Ro: For what i feel, love is a very delicate & marvelous magic out there, you feel so?
Ben: Do you had a crush on someone?
Ro: What do you think i have? OF COURSE I DID! But, did you think she'd like me back?
Ben: I don't think so. Us women are mysterious in our own path,
M B: Totes.
Ro: Well, i guess i'll never know. Same time tomorrow?
Ben: You know it.
A1: S1 End
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ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version
RomanceFirstly, no. Mario & Meggy aren't the main protagonists. Second, i had planned this for so many months. Consider this done before 2022 Third, it's connected to my fanfic, OVERLOADED somehow. Enjoy.
