ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version

Act 3: Scene 5

~Capulet's orchard~

Kuro: (notices Ro had arrived at her balcony) Why are you here so early? It's not yet the lark's time to call. You do know how stressed i have throughout the day.

RO: I just didn't care. As long as it's night, i'd still be here. For it be mornin', i'll be gone. In just one way or another.

Kuro: You do say. I thought you committed suicide & had me follow suit. It's hard for me whether that light's daytime or a shooting star.

RO: Well that be a risk to take! Even as i got caught & met my fate in stocks, my love will still kept me strong, not being bothered on what will soon happen. For that, i'll be by your side as long as it takes.

Kuro: Wait, do you hear it? (she listens clearly that the lark's are cawing) Oh sh!t!

RO: What's going on? Is it morning, already?

Nurse: (breaks the door open) YOUR MOTHER'S COMING! (flees with the door broken)

Kuro: Ok,now you can go out.

RO: One last kiss please? It be a token for the road. (they kissed & he got down)

Kuro: Oh, please stay strong. No one knows how long it dies down.

RO: I promise to you. We will sure to be reunited.

Kuro: Let's hope so. For if we do reunite, it be from which tomb of ours.

RO: Farewell, thy sweet goddess. (leaves to start his exile)

Kuro: Oh, please ancient gods of the sky, please send in my love back as quick as it shall.

C A: My daughter, why's that door broken?

Kuro: Oh, the nurse broke it by accident. You know what it is with her & morning coffee.

C A: (enters her room) You can say that again.Yet still, i felt the same way you felt about your cousin, Ty.

Kuro: Yet let me weep for such a feeling loss.

C A: Do you really miss him?

Kuro: (thinks about Ro) I surely did.

C A: Well let's hope that ass-villain Ro will meet his fate.

Kuro: Do you think you'd feel a bit harsh on our enemy?

C A: What makes you think so?

Kuro: By some reason, why does he ever suffer on our cousin's death?

C A: We will have vengeance for it, fear thou not: 

Then weep no more. I'll send to one in Mantua,

Where that same banish'd runagate doth live,

Shall give him such an unaccustom'd dram,

That he shall soon keep Ty company:

And then, I hope, thou wilt be satisfied.

Kuro: Indeed, I never shall be satisfied

With Ro, till I behold him--dead--

Is my poor heart for a kinsman vex'd.

Madam, if you could find out but a man

To bear a poison, I would temper it;

That Ro should, upon receipt thereof,

Soon sleep in quiet. O, how my heart abhors

To hear him named, and cannot come to him.

To wreak the love I bore my cousin

Upon his body that slaughter'd him!

C A: I know by such mean, but you'll soon be very satisfied.

Kuro: Why so?

C A: I've expected gracious wedding bells in so, for a marriage is at suit.

Kuro: When?

C A: At Thursday, from St. Peter's church, by the nobleman Paris.If it went so well, this'll be so happy.

Kuro: Well i would, but there's something I must bring out. I will not marry yet; and, when I do, I swear, It shall be Ro, whom you know I hate, Rather than Paris. These are news indeed!

C A: (notices C B & Nurse) Well speaking of which...

Enter CAPULET and Nurse

C B: So, how did it go, my daughter?

Kuro: Not much, but i knew about i'd be thankful to love, & to hate.

C B: What are those mixed gestures? Are you defying your authority?

C A: Please, hon. Calm down & remember your breathing techniques.

Kuro: Yeah. Jut go calm down.

C B: CALM DOWN? DO you think I'm calm right now?

Nurse: Well you're a bit off-tempered right now.

C B: Sip it, you little servant.

Nurse: Oh dear.

C B: Listen here, you little nugget! You're gonna marry him or i'll yeet you to nowhere!

You better have to think about that, it's for your own goddamn good!

(he then broke the wall & left because the door's already broken)

Kuro: Oh dear. Can't i even do anything about this?

C A: Just please marry him, you know how we felt about marriages. (leaves as well)

Kuro: Oh geez, Nurse. How am i gonna get myself out of this mess?

Nurse: I'm sorry, but i suggest you'd go with Paris. After all, your match be wasted anyways.

Kuro: (thinks about it) You know what, you're right.

Nurse: What?

Kuro: I need to prepare myself for the big day. But first, i'mma go counsel with the friar.

Nurse: As you wish, Miss. (leaves)

Kuro: Oh god, why do we got ourselves on this mess. Guess i can't accept her trust anymore. I sure hope he'll help me. Otherwise, i'll initiate Operation Killswitch (that's to kill herself).

Act 3 End