~Capulet tomb~
PARIS: (to Sirrah) Is this her grave?
Sirrah: It sure does.
PARIS: (sighs) My page, please head back. I need to be alone for a while. If someone's coming,whistle for me.
PAGE: As you wish, sir. (he leaves with Sirrah on his side)
PARIS: (to the door that carries the Capulets, including Kuro.) Oh dear Kuro. If only i'd know you more before you met your fate. It just felt way too fast for me. That was just a few days i had when i got into this mess. I'm not sure if i can meet you again in the flesh. (hears the Page whistling) OH GOD, THAT EARLY?
(he hides in the darkness as Ro, Balt, & a few items arrived to the door)
RO: Ok, i'mma go from here. You, on the other hand, give this letter to my father. This is real important to me because of my love.
BALT: (inside mind) I definetely notice something sus around here. (to Ro) It be an honor.
RO: (hands the letter to Balt) I'm so glad i had a friend like you.
BALT: & you sure did. (he flees with the letter)
RO: Here goes nothing.
(as he opens the tomb, Paris then noticed him)
PARIS: Wait a minute, that's the same a-hole who killed her cousin. I guess it's his plan for her to die with grief as well. If he'd be here in a death penalty, then i'll be the executor. (comes out of the shadows) Stop, you criminal. This is as far as you go before i'll send you to the auhorities. Wait, I'M THE AUTHORITY! So go leave or taste thy blade!
RO: Sir, can you just leave? I'm just trying to respect her out of my soul. Then again, you seemed to be more barbaric than usual.
PARIS: I DON'T F**KIN CARE! YOU SHALL DIE!
RO: oh, how i miss this. (he begins fighting him, sword to sword)
Koopa (PAGE): 'Ight, i'mma head out. (he leaves the tomb as the battle rages)
RO: (notices the hanging pillar above him) I believe it's time for your dick flattening.
PARIS: Wait, what?
(Ro then tosses his sword to the rope, breaking it & making the pillar fall at tremendous speed.Then, he side kicks him to fall, & make the pillar land on his dick, while the sword goes to his chest)
PARIS: (screams in absolute agony)
Ro: On second thought, why would they even hang these?
PARIS: Please, if you'd move this pillar, place me on her side. (dies)
(Later, Ro opens Kuro's tomb while carrying Paris on his back)
RO: Ok, now why does she even be too beautiful, that it sticked like this on death?! (sighs) Well i guess i can't understand true beauty. But yet, i deserve to be still by your side, no matter the costs. (he first kissed her, then takes out the poison & drinks it) Wait for me, for we'll be reunited one last time. (he then kisses her one last time before the poison then kills him)
FL: (enters the graveyard with some tools) Hurry up, Laurence. Your friend's life's at stake.(notices Balt) Balt, why are you here?
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ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version
Roman d'amourFirstly, no. Mario & Meggy aren't the main protagonists. Second, i had planned this for so many months. Consider this done before 2022 Third, it's connected to my fanfic, OVERLOADED somehow. Enjoy.
