~On the street, again, 8AM~
MER: Do you know where Ro went last night?
BEN: I don't know. One of our servants haven't seen him hours ago.
MER: Damn, if I saw Rosa, i'd like to give her a piece of my medicine.
BEN: Speaking of medicine, someone from the Capulets challenged him to a duel.
MER: I don't think he might answer that.
BEN: Why so?
MER: Judging by his actions, that a-hole already got struck by- no, bazzoka grinded by Cupid himself. I mean, can he even try to take the guts to beat Ty?!
BEN: Why, what is Tybalt?
MER: Just imagine.A sick, badass gentleman who's also a bonafide swordsman at heart.He's the great elite that even those Sun peeps can't outshine against.You should've seen him cutting a live apple tree,WITH ALL OF THE APPLES SLICED PERFECTLY IN HALF!
BEN: Whoa.
MER: IKR. Besides, if any low-lives are gonna see him now,he'll can't try to give out a vengeful glance.
I don't think our pal can even stand to his challenge.
RO: Hey guys, what's going on?
MER: Oh look, here's the lover boy.
What do you think when Rosa of yours can handle such foolishness?!
Your love can't even handle a simple swordfight.
RO: What are you guys talking about?
MER: You know what i'd meant! You left us after our war cry hours ago.
RO: I'd- wait, did you say hours ago?
MER: Yeah. I mean, if it struck midnight, that meant it's already the next day.
RO: Nice point of reference.
MER: Why thank you.
RO: Hey, since you're really mad with me, can we do a slapfight?
MER: What? I thought sick & savage rants are the thing now.
RO: There are children present.
(the three then looked onto what's in front of them. Only that they're in front of the orphanage)
BEN: talk about some chivalry here, Ro.
RO: Why thank-(gets slapped by Mer) OH, IT's ON!
(the slapping ensues that even some Capulet guards are watching)
SAM: Oh yes. Now that's a show!
(As it goes on, the Nurse & Peter then arrived)
BEN: Oh excuse me, they're having a moment.
Nurse: Oh, sorry. Anyways, which of the two is Ro?
BEN: Oh, it's the one who's currenly using the other's head as bongos.
RO: HA! DO YOU LIKE THIS, GOOD SIR!
MER: Ah! I YIELD! I YIELD!!!
Nurse: Oh-kay.
RO: Hey there miss, are you looking for me?
Nurse
You say well.
MER: (looks at the nurse) Hey, aren't you a bit too smol to be a nurse?
Nurse: (gets provoked & grabs him by the collar)
You dare say that again & i'll shove some pills on your black hole!
BEN: Ok, now Mer. Looks like it's almost time for our brekkie mutton.
MER: Mind you come with us, Ro? Papa really wants to congratulate you from earlier.
RO: I will follow you.
MER: Well, we're both out. PEACE! (the two then left)
Nurse: Ok, does this happen everytime?
RO: No, it's just that we'd like to make it family friendly, that's all.
Nurse: You do say. Anyways, just don't try to wrangle two in once.
RO: If you're talking about two admirers, i knew what you're thinking.
Nurse: You sure are a gentleman, are you?
RO: I sure am. Also, do you know any way for "her" to head out later?
It's just so we'd like to get married.
Nurse: No truly sir; not a penny.
RO: Come on, you might think on something.
Nurse: (reasonably thinks about it) Well, i do have a ton of cloth lying around.
RO: You're agreeing to this, are you?
Nurse: Sure did.
RO: See ya soon, thy mistress (leaves)
Nurse: Come Peter, we've got some knot-tying to do.
A2: S4 End
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ROMEO & JULIET: A Rom-Com/SMG4 version
RomanceFirstly, no. Mario & Meggy aren't the main protagonists. Second, i had planned this for so many months. Consider this done before 2022 Third, it's connected to my fanfic, OVERLOADED somehow. Enjoy.
