Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Ten

Etho, looking over at Team ZIT: What is going on over there?

Doc: Do I look like I have that information?

Etho: I don't think anyone does.

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Scar, whispering: I think they're broken.

Cub, looking at the MR: Which ones?

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Wels: [Forgets Grian's name]

Wels: [Starts bird calling]

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Wels: It's pretty bad, like everything off the top of my head. Except for my helmet. My helmet is awesome.

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Joe: [Spells joining 'joing'] I spelled joining with a J.

Cleo, after a much longer pause than it should've been: ...'joining' is spelled with a J!

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xB, emptying his pockets: ...This candy that I wanted to pick the lock with-

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Cub, in S6: We talked to the only remaining survivor– member of the nHo.

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Doc, at the Hippies (S6): It's saying that your mere presence is altering the space-time continuum.

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Biffa: To each their own but I don't like it.

Jevin: To each their own but their own sucks.

Wels: Saying 'to each their own but' kinda defeats the purpose.

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Joe: You're not a monster, as far as I know.

ZombieCleo:

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Stress: Oh. I just had an itty-bitty idea in me itty-bitty head.

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Tango, about his base: Let's look at it. See how crazy it actually looks.

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Xisuma, describing Team ZIT: Three of them just, y'know, wreak havoc.

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Grian: Every great summer vacation starts with getting beaten, killed, and thrown in a river.

Tango, who stopped paying attention at 'summer vacation': I'm surprised they didn't start Phineas and Ferb with that.

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Grian: Oh no.

Mumbo: Grian, did you just mess with Sahara?

Grian: Nothing.

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Bdubs: 'What if we didn't do that?' Well, can I start the huge list of things that will go wrong? Oh~!

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Keralis (idk lol): I will not say that out loud, or it will scar your brain more than it's scarred mine.

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 Joe, laughing with Cleo: Stress, if we're laughing, it's not at you. It's at our own stupidity.

Cleo: [Nods through laughter]

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Cleo: On Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, we die. On Thursday we have the funeral, and on Friday we get reincarnated because apparently we're not done yet!

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Mumbo, pointing at Grian: I can't believe this thing's been on Hermitcraft for over two years.

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Sorry about the whole not-updating thing...yeah. 

Have a great day/night y'all!