Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Three

Grian and Mumbo in S6: What if I do a nice white– [Makes whole base out of white concrete] Oh no!

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Keralis: [Typing out an email] [Subjects it as 'yolo']

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Grian, every time he starts a project: So, what's the hashtag?

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Iskall: Hello? Hello? I can't spell.

Mumbo, dropping out of the sky: You called?

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Tango, working on decked out, relatively monotone: We still have about four hours left to go, folks. Yee-haw.

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Cleo, mocking Joe's accent: I'm gonna kill you real bad.

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Joe: It's the ghost of Cleo's past! [Assorted Jhost noises]

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Joe: I have the IQ of a carrot. I am a tomato.

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Mumbo, even though he's been on since S2: I don't know. I'm new here.

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Iskall, about Grian: There are so many bird people who would love to help you with that.

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Mumbo, voice cracking: Right?

Mumbo, in a cutaway blackout: Sorry about the voice crack.

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Mumbo: We're in the [Screams] stage of this redstone contraption.

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The Hermits: Do you think we're crazy?

TFC: We're all crazy, 'cause we decided to join Hermitcraft. Ha!

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Doc, leaving for his vacation: Good luck to you all. Not you Bdubs.

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Zedaph: Like a nice little poisoning.

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Zedaph: The entire alphabet, alphabetized.

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Cub and Scar, in S6: I can't hear you. What are you speaking, broke?

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Grian, after Hermit Challenges Initiation: What have I done to this spoon?

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Joe, about Cleo: ...she will murder you.

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Cleo, to Joe: I am going to bash your head in... WITH MY BOOT.