Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Five

Bdubs, after a Boomers job: I'm doing stuff, and then the ears just blow up.

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Iskall and Mumbo, at Grian: You messed it up trying to fix it.

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Scar, looking out his office window: Was that a seagull?!

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Joe, before taking a break: Goodbye, good luck-

Cleo: And good riddance!

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Beesuma: [Lightly punches Keralis in the arm]

Keralis: Ow! He stung me!

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Joe or Mumbo: Bleh, bleh, bleh. I can't speak words.

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Beef: I hope alternate universe us are having fun!

Wels:

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Grian (or Bdubs), standing on a chair: I kinda like it up here.

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Mumbo, after Grian asked how redstone works: It's my magic dust that fixes the problems.

Mumbo: Respect the dust.

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Grian: Without murder, this server wouldn't be very interesting.

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Mumbo: I can't talk sometimes most times.

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Scar: I tried to do organize, and it was fail.

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TFC, about Grian: Who's this kid... I don't care about your birds.

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Grian, about to put on his Poultry Man outfit: It's birdie time!

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Tango: I don't even eat carrots, but my peepers are on point!

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Cleo: You need your own language.

Joe: It's more of a dialect.

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Xisuma: I don't want to think right now.

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Bdubs: There's a committee on assassinations?

Etho: Yeah, the party planning committee.

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Bdubs: That's, like, the funniest thing I've seen since you.

Keralis: [Quickly nods in agreement]

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Zedaph: I don't know what happened.

Tango: You happened, Zed. You happened.

Zedaph: Well, I am an adjective.

Tango and Impulse: [Face palms]

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Glad y'all are enjoying the Hermits as me and my friends' insanity! <3