Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Six

Grian, in his narrator voice: This is ConCorp. The CEOs always say how hard they are working, when in reality we know that they aren't working very hard at all.

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Joe: I was walking and I forgot what I was doing twice. Not once, but twice.

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Mumbo: [Giving Grian instructions]

Grian: Am I supposed to be listening to what you're saying, because I'm not.

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Tango: You're being demon-ist!

Tango: Well, I'm not a demon. Impulse is a demon.

Zedaph: And I'm a gremlin!

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Cub, in chat: When we're all excited but Scar still can't spell.

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Iskall, in chat: When we're all excited but Mumbo still can't spell.

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Tango, while working on Decked Out: [Puts head on table] I died! Leave me alone!

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Mumbo, at Grian's impersonations: Now you sound like Sherlock Mary Poppins!

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Ren: And the plot thickens...

Grian: And the plot chickens...

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Evil X: I'm not listening. [Turns up music]

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Joe, about a chat message: I just put space and I accidently sent it.

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Tango: Mic drop! [Drops a pencil]

Zed: ...That's a pencil.

Joe: The pen is mightier than the sword.

Cleo: Except when fighting.

Tango: This thing is awful sharp...

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Mycelium Resistance: If we do anything, we're stealing.

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Grian, explaining himself to Xisuma: Yes, I have done something wrong out of ignorance.

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Scar, running into the room with a box: We got it.

Cub: What is it?

Scar, opening the box to reveal nothing: A box.

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Tango: That's not a ponytail. It's a tuft.

Zed, about Clifford: It's a man-bun. My dog has a man-bun.

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Cub: And I was like- [Sharply inhales] MEME.

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Keralis: Shashwamy. You're a bee. Bees do busy work.

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Grian: Why is my egg emoji my most-used emoji?

Mumbo, not looking up from his contraption: Because you're Poultry Man.

Grian: Right, that Poultry Man.

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Joe, telling a story: ...And then the woman rolled away, for she was actually a crayon.

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TFC: It's a weird never-ending cycle of stupidity.

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Hi y'all! I'll be posting a new chapter of BJ some time this weekend as well.