Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Seven

Keralis: I'm admiring money like Mr. Krabs.

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Joe: So you sound like a deer?

Cleo: That's what you think a deer sounds like?!

Joe: No, but I said deer and I went with it.

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Grian, recapping: I booped the button... Then I unbooped the button.

Doc, ready to kill a b*tch:

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Zedaph: I'm thirsty, Tango.

Zedaph, shaking Tango by the shoulders: I'M GONNA DIE OF STARVATION!

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Iskall, in a call to the Dream SMP: I'm trying to negotiate with a country that's at war!

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Joe: It's a mutual "y'all's wrong."

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Doc, about Grian: Oh my goodness. We're the same. The kid just said "I don't care" to something a judge wrote.

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Cub: [Leaves the room]

Scar, overdramatically: He abandoned me!

Bdubs: Well I'm here and I'm the only one that matters!

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Bdubs: Who's too smart? Me? Yes.

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Cleo: We're partners in crime.

Cleo: Did I say crime? I meant-

Joe: -Captain Picard.

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Etho (or Joe): I am an agent of chaos.

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Cleo: And what do you think, Joe?

Cleo, making a hand puppet: I think Cleo's idea is great!

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Joe: Cleo's a teacher. That's a much more laid-back job.

Cleo: [Laughs]

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Beesuma: So I have to leave-

Keralis: Back to the hive, Beeshwamy?

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Mumbo: My mouth happened before my brain happened.

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Joe, on stream: A dollar a month keeps the... I don't know how to rhyme that right now.

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Impulse: When you boycott your own health.

Zedaph and Tango, tackle-hugging him: SELF CARE TIME!

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Evil X: I will still be evil and do more evil things.

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Grian: It's horrible behavior that I so do applaud.

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Mumbo, smuggling cookies into a server meeting: I can't fit them in my pocket...

Grian: But I can fit them in my mouth! [Takes the cookies and shoves them in his mouth]

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Have a great day/week/whatever y'all!