Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part Eleven

Joe: The Jhost of Christmas Past/Present/Maybe Future.

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Cub: Capitalism! Corporate greed! Walt's frozen head!

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Grian, at any bird: [Gasps] It bawks!

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Etho: What was your niche last year?

Grian: Poultry Man.

Mumbo, face-palming: Building-wise, Grian.

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Mumbo: [Dances to Chirp with headphones on]

Grian: [Joins in even though he can't hear the music]

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Evil X, about Hels: Was I one of them?

Xisuma, jokingly: No; you're from the Agency of Evil.

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Zedaph, discussing his Santa costume: Oh, and I have a fake beard.

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Tango: [Knocks on the table]

Zedaph: That's not wood!

Tango: [Knocks on his head]

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Mumbo, whispering to himself: Shut up, nerd.

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Cleo, at Joe: Shoo! Shoo! [Takes off shoe] I will literally throw my shoe at you!

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Xisuma: [Stabs himself with a sword] Ow!

Keralis: [Doots along to Smooth Criminal]

Xisuma:

Keralis: Wait, not the time?

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Wels: I'm not wearing my helmet. My head feels naked!

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Scar or Grian: I just said 'my cat' instead of 'my parents!'

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TFC: Okay, now Team ZIT-

Zedaph: [Gasp] He said Team ZIT!

TFC: Well, I can't remember your names.

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Evil X, roasting Helsknight: If he had actual #VillianGoals.

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Joe: I just made up lore for a joke.

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Doc: I'll steal your teeth.

Grian: I don't need them to hurt you. I have my ways.

Doc, under his breath: Child of Satan...

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Mumbo: They all think I'm crazy! I mean, I am, but that's not the reason.

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Tango: What letter does Z come before?

Zedaph: E. We've known each other for years; how do you no-

Tango: No, like, in the alphabet.

Zedaph: ...

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 Xisuma, at a server meeting: Okay, Hypno, what have you been up to?

Hypno: Oh, my turn? You didn't forget me this time, X? I feel honored. I really feel honored.

Hypno: I did nothing. Okay bye.

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Have a good day!