Xisuma: Grian, did you do this?
Grian: Not on purpose.
Doc, in the distance: Yes you did!
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Anybody: Impulse has Team ZIT's braincell.
Impulse: I just stuck my finger in an outlet.
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Mumbo, when he has a crazy/bad idea: Stop trying to prove me right!
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Doc: Some people are stupid and they don't remember stuff.
Ren: ...I don't remember stuff. :(
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The server: Lag-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gy.
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Grian or Scar: I have 3 siblings in all and 6 of them are cats.
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Beef, running into the room: Wels caught Hels straight up drinking sprinkles!
Wels, in the distance: I WAS SAVING THOSE!
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The evil clones: Mwah ha ha ha! Dark sense of humor!
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Bdubs, at Doc: Your goat. Bad. [Raspberry noises]
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The fandom: You know how pictures are worth 1000 words?
The fandom, pointing to the pictures of Doc and Iskall in dresses: These ones are worth 1005.
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Tango, about Zedaph: Every once in a while, out of madness comes complete and total knowledge. He just said the most wise things I have heard in my life, but he says so many stupid things, it cancels out. It's like a monkey with a typewriter.
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Boomers: Now look at this... [Does kaboom noise] [Stuff blows up]
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Grian, doing redstone: I'm so good at this! [Does it wrong] Nevermind! Wrong place!
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Iskall: That made no sense!
Grian: I understood it.
Mumbo: Yeah, because you make no sense.
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Bdubs: I'm great at parties!
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Joe, while using the replay mod: I just third-personed my third-person.
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Tango, mocking British accents: Hi. I have a corgi... that's bred with a poodle.
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Grian: If I were a superhero, I would base my life off of the 'Look at all those chickens' girl.
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Cleo (idk why either lol): Joe, learn punctuation, or you will be murdered in the night by a semicolon.
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Biffa: Mumbo, are you the one that caused all the lag?
Mumbo: ...No?
Biffa: Iskall?
Iskall: Nope.
Biffa, shouting to another room: Xisuma! They're useless! They don't know!
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I won't typically post more than two chapters a day, but I figured since this is the start of the book, why not?
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