1. I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, can I still drink orange juice?
2. Are there birds in Canada?
3. How can I prevent my boyfriend from finding out I poop? (He still thinks that girls don't poop)
4. Are skeletons real or made up?
5. What animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?
6. What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
7. If Batman's parents died, how was he born?
8. Is it okay to boil headphones?
9. How do I test to see if my turtle is gay?
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The Book of Ultimate Randomness
CasualeAre you bored? Are you looking for something funny? Do you like random things? Do you want to impress your friends (or anyone, really) with mind-blowing facts and cringe-worthy jokes? If your answer is yes (or no, it doesn't matter) then welcome to...
