1. What is the longest word in the English language?
'Smiles'. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.
2. What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot.
3. What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
There, Their, They're
4. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
5. 5 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today.
They are due to be sentenced next week.
6. What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Hoot-dini
7. Let's eat Grandma!
8. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
9. Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?Because it was too possessive.
10. I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
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The Book of Ultimate Randomness
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