1. Why don't crabs donate?
Because they're shellfish.
2. Don't worry if you miss a gym session.
Everything will work out.
3. Ever tried to eat a clock?
It's time-consuming.
4. Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
5. Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!
6. How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?
Tenants.
7. Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they have only one tale.
8. How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
9. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
10. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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