...to make an awkward conversation slightly more (or less) awkward 👉👈
1. Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.
2. The letter 'x' has more usage in Math than in the English language itself.
3. You have more ancestors than your ancestors.
4. Butter is food lotion.
5. When you wait for a waiter, you become a waiter.
6. Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato.
7. Why doesn't your nose run and your feet smell?
8. The nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' never mentions that he was an egg.
9. Envelopes are weird. It's like, "here's a paper wrapped in paper sealed with my saliva."
10. Horses practically run around on their fingernails.
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You're welcome for my help in awkward situations 😉
HOLY TAP DANCING PINEAPPLES 500 READS AND 155 VOTES HFEYDWTWJVI THANK YOU SO MUCH MY BRAIN ISN'T FUNCTIONING RIGHT NOW WHICH IS BAD BECAUSE I NEED TO STUDY NOW SO BYE 👋
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Stay safe :)
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The Book of Ultimate Randomness
AcakAre you bored? Are you looking for something funny? Do you like random things? Do you want to impress your friends (or anyone, really) with mind-blowing facts and cringe-worthy jokes? If your answer is yes (or no, it doesn't matter) then welcome to...
