1. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
2. Can a teacher give a homeless kid homework?
3. What colour are mirrors?
4. If I weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos, am I 1% nacho?
5. Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes?
6. How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from very high altitudes if you've never fallen like that? (assuming you've not fallen like that as far as you remember)
7. Do dogs lick us so much because they know there's bones beneath our skin?
8. When an earthquake happen, do coffins become underground maracas?
9. Cannibalism has the potential to solve both hunger and overpopulation problems.
10. Reading is just staring at dead wood and hallucinating.
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The Book of Ultimate Randomness
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