Wind Facility
The screen fades in to the Blues... more or lessChurch: "You have got to be kidding me. There is no way I'm gonna let this happen."
Tex: "We told you, he can do it."
Andy: "Yeah, I'm qualified."
Ash: "See?"
Church: "Listen I don't doubt, that he can do it. I doubt that I want him to do it."
Andy: "Why?
Church: "Well you know what Andy? You're not exactly the most diplomatic of individuals."
Andy: "That's bullshit! You're only saying that 'cause you're a racist!"
Church: "Racist- bombs are not a race!"
Andy: "Eh, shut up ya dirty Shisno."
Church: "We finally make contact with an alien being, and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a bomb? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?"
Andy: "Well unless you've got your English to Blarg-blarg dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya."
Caboose: "I had one of those, but I threw it out. It didn't have many pictures."
Ash: "So that's what happened to my book."
Tex: "I'm sure this'll be fine."
Church: "You know I feel that I'm gonna regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care, and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kinda interesting. Go for it."
Ash: "Alright, where's the alien?"
Church: "Oh shit, I forgot."
Cut to the alien still beating the shit out of the back of Tucker's head.
Tucker: "Ow, ow, ow..." He kept saying with each strike, as if bored.
Blood Gulch
Donut was riding around in the ghost he got from O'Malley.Donut: "Grif. Oh Griiiiiiiif... ...Grif!"
Grif: "Huh, great."
Donut: "There you are, where've you been?"
Grif: "Right here."
Donut: "I've been lookin' all over for you. I looked in the base, I looked around the base, I looked on top of the base, I looked in the base again-"
Grif: "I think you need to learn what "all over" means."
Donut: "Anyway, Sarge wants you to come back to the base, and-"
Grif: "No, I'm not going to do it."
Donut: "No? But I didn't tell you what he wants.
Grif: "Donut, it's Sarge. I know he doesn't want me to come in to the base to help him eat ice cream, he wants me to do stuff. Work stuff.
Donut: "But-"
Grif: "Listen Donut, I know you're ridin' high on your new promotion right now, but don't think you can order me around. Me and Simmons we had a system. He didn't try to tell me what to do, and I didn't ignore him."
Donut: "Wait, you ignored him all the time."
Grif: "I'm sorry, wha-? I wasn't listening to you. See, the system works. Learn the system Donut."
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Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4
FanfictionA bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and after finding the sword at the wind facility, Blue team gets stuck on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction. The situation doesn't look too good...