Ok so we're nearly there to season 5. I really. REALLY want to get through this. But right now, enjoy season 4.
__________________________________Blood Gulch
Grif is screaming his lungs out on the cliff from where they were in the last episode of season three. While the reds watch.Grif: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!"
Donut: "Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours."
Sarge: "Simmons, shut him up!"
Simmons: "Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!"
Grif: "No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!"
Simmons: "I don't think he's even listening to us."
Grif: "Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!"
Sarge: "Heugh."
Grif: "Noooooooooooooooooooo-"
Sarge: "Go up there and get him Simmons."
Grif: "-oooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Donut: "If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff."
Sarge: "Cancel that order, Simmons!"
Grif: "-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Sarge: "Donut, get me a sniper rifle."
Donut: "Yes sir."
Grif: "-oooooooooooooo!"
Back at the Wind Facility
Tucker: "And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"
Tex: "That's disgusting."
Caboose: "I don't get it."
Ash: "Best if you don't."
Church materializes out of thin air.
Church: "What. The fuck. Was that."
Caboose: "Hey Church!"
Tucker: "Hey."
Tex: Huh?
Ash: "What the?"
Church: "Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?"
Tex/Ash/Tucker: "What happened to your body Church?" They deadpanned.
Caboose: What happened to some... body... Church?
Church: "Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and-"
Tex: "The bomb?"
Church: "No that's Andy, Gary is the computer."
Tex: Neh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time. Except Ash's name."
Caboose: "I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget."
Church: "Hey, can we please focus on me?"
Caboose: "By the way, he's Church."
Church: "Yes, thank you Caboose, she knows."
Caboose: "He is the mean one."
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Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4
FanfictionA bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and after finding the sword at the wind facility, Blue team gets stuck on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction. The situation doesn't look too good...