Fade in to Red Base.
Simmons: "Sarge, finally, I need to tell you what the Blues are planning."
Sarge: "I thought I told you idiots not to let this traitorous scumbag in the base!"
Simmons: "Good to see you too, sir."
Grif: "We didn't let him in the base."
Sarge: "He's standing right here."
Grif: "Well obviously he penetrated the defensive protocol that me and Private Donut established."
Shadow: "Defense protocol? You asked him what the password was."
Grif: "And he knew it."
Shadow: "He guessed it. Also that's not even a good password."
Simmons: "By the way, the password was 'password.'"
Grif: "It's so obvious, it's impossible to guess!"
Sarge: "Diabolical."
Shadow: "A password should contain at least one number, and one letter."
Simmons: "For Example Grif, your password would be "2dumb2live".
Sarge: "Excellent burn."
Simmons: "Thank you, sir."
Sarge: "Traitor."
Simmons: "Dammit."
Sarge: "Grif's stupidity aside, I'm not speaking with you until we punish your insubordination and treason."
Simmons: "How about I just trade you the information that I learned from the Blues?"
Sarge: "No! We have to have a trial. Right here, right now."
Simmons: "What? We don't even have a judge."
Sarge: "Inaffirmative. In my civilian life, I worked as a judge for many years."
Grif: "What level? Municipal?"
Shadow: "Federal?"
Sarge: Livestock. And occasionally agriculture. Now let's find out if Simmons is guilty of treason or best in breed.
Shadow: "That's for county fairs!"
Simmons: "I don't recognize the authority of this court."
Sarge: "No-one cares what a convicted criminal thinks."
Simmons: "But aren't I innocent until you prove me guilty?"
Sarge: "Nonsense! Why would we waste time having trials for innocent people? That would be a waste of resources."
Shadow: "It's how trials work Sarge!"
Simmons: "But I'm not guilty until you hold trial and convict me."
Sarge: "So you admit it's a foregone conclusion!"
Simmons: "No- wait, I mean no- yes-no, that was right, I think."
Grif: "Okay, this is officially more boring than any of the other times I've been to court. Permission to sigh and walk away sir?"
Sarge: "Permission denied. If you leave, Simmons won't have anybody to defend him!"
Simmons: "Whowowowhoa wait a second, I prefer to defend myself."
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Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4
FanfictionA bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and after finding the sword at the wind facility, Blue team gets stuck on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction. The situation doesn't look too good...