Blood Gulch
Donut and Sarge attacking the Blue Base ...sort of.Donut: "If you don't like the plants idea, how do ya feel about a fountain in the armory? That place is so gloomy."
Sarge: "Come on, Donut, give it a rest already. I agreed to let you use Grif's helmet as a decorative bird bath, didn't I? Don't oversell."
Donut: "Okay, but I have just one more idea. I'm gonna say two words, and then walk away. Chantilly, lace."
Sarge: "Unless you're about to start singin' a Big Bopper song, I think the best part of that idea is the walkin' away."
Donut: "Let it simmer."
Sarge: "Hmm, no sign of any defenses. I think we might be catching Simmons at a weak moment."
Donut: "Hmm, no sign of the tank either."
Sarge: "Dear God, the madness is spreading! It's only a matter of time before it takes me!"
There is the sound of Grif coming up from the grav lift.
Grif: "Wheeeeeeeee!"
Donut: "Did you hear that? It sounds like they're having fun in there."
Sarge: "Clearly Grif has become so stupid, he's mixed up the yells for pain and happiness! Simmons must be doing absolutely diabolical things to him! Let's give him a few more hours, see if he escapes on his own."
Grif: "Simmons I am having a blast going in and out of your hole!"
Simmons: "Grif just stay down there like you're told."
Donut: "Well that's my cue, let's go!"
Cut to Simmons and Shadow inside the Base.
Simmons: "Grif, stop it I need your and Shadow's help."
Grif: "Go ahead, I'm listening." He said still going in and out of the grav lift.
Shadow: "Would you stop riding that stupid grav lift already Grif?"
Grif: "I can do both at once. And why don't we have one of these things?"
Shadow: "Shelia and I have been making upgrades to the base, she said some guy called . We just didn't get Red base yet."
Grif: "How did the tank even help and do that without any tools? Or arms?"
Shadow: "Beats me." She shrugged.
Simmons: "I don't know, a lot of what she says doesn't match up. I think she might be lying to me."
Grif: "You think the enemy's weapons are lying to us? What a surprise!"
Simmons: "It seems like a setup, I just can't figure out how."
Grif: He gets punched. "Ow!"
Simmons: I don't know, if I can piece it together maybe that'll help fix things with- Sarge!?
Sarge: "Hello, Simmons and Shadow."
Shadow: "Where's Grif?"
Sarge: "Well this here's a rescue operation. He's unconscious down below, being prepped for evac. Just need to get Shadow."
Shadow: "I'm not even captured."
Simmons: "If it's a rescue operation, why did you knock him out?"
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Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4
FanfictionA bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and after finding the sword at the wind facility, Blue team gets stuck on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction. The situation doesn't look too good...