Meanwhile at some burnt-looking plains.
Andy: "Hey, he's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear."
Tucker: "Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters."
Andy: "Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate without yo-"
Tucker: "Oh, well, if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here."
Ash: "Come on Tucker, don't be a chicken."
Tucker: "I'm not chicken. I'm just... okay, I'm chicken."
Crunchbite: "Blarh? B-blar blarg."
Andy: "Blargy blarg, blarg, blarg honk."
Crunchbite: "Wharg hnnk!"
Tucker: "What's he saying?"
Andy: "He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of its butt."
Tucker: "You know you could have cleaned that up a little bit.
Andy: I did! They don't come out of its butt, you know!"
Crunchbite: "Hargh!"
Andy: "Heh yeah, they're pretty disgusting."
Tucker: "Chickens aren't that bad."
Andy: "He was talkin' about you guys. He's not a big fan. I'm not either."
Ash: "Ugh..."
Crunchbite: "Hrnk."
Andy: "Earth sucks."
Tucker: "Hsh, Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone."
Crunchbite: "Arg l largh."
Andy: "He says they invented the telephone too. And they did it a thousand years before you did."
Tucker: "Oh, well what'd they have to say on it, "blarg blarg honk honk?" Who the fuck wants to hear that?"
Crunchbite: "Blarg honk."
Andy: "Okay. These are the Great Burning Plains we talked about."
Ash: "They don't look burning... More like burnt. "
Caboose: "Hey, I recognize this place."
Andy: "Get ready. He's gonna distract the monster, and you use your heroic powers to swoop in-"
Tucker: "Heroic powers?"
Andy: "Yeah. You're the big hero from that prophecy, ain't cha?"
Tucker: "Oh right. Boy are you guys gonna be disappointed." He draws the sword.
Ash: "I got your back man." He draws his katana. "Right Zeta?"
Zeta appears on Asuma shoulder.
Zeta: "You got it." Tucker smiles at them.
Andy: "And don't forget, go for the weak spot in the armor."
Tucker: "Yeah, and where was that again?"
Andy: "We already went over this!"
Tucker: "Apparently paying attention to lame biology lesons isn't one of my superpowers."
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Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4
FanfictionA bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and after finding the sword at the wind facility, Blue team gets stuck on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction. The situation doesn't look too good...