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IRL quotes

I just went to a fun lab with some friends and so much stuff happened- that's what you get when you're the only female in an all boys group- So here are some irl quotes!

Info:

Pup: Me, the only female out of these five people.

Fish: My friend who was in my group.

Hoodie: An acquaintance that I've known for a few years.

Chitter: Mutual friend of Fish and I who arrived late and wasn't put in our group.

Ping: Random dude who was paired with Chitter- I don't think any of us knew him but he was pretty cool.

Pup: Hmm we need someone to test on first.

Fish: *glances at Hoodie*

Pup: *also looking at Hoodie* S A C R I F I C E

Hoodie: Wha-

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Pup: *accidentally stabs the needle into the fake arm in the wrong way and has to do it again*

Teacher: The poor patient!

Pup: *whispers to fake arm* I'm sorry-

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*Pup, Fish, and Hoodie are measuring heart rates.*

Fish: PUP YOUR HEART RATE IS 32-

Pup: wait shouldn't it be above 60?!

Hoodie: Welp she's dead.

Pup: I'm a zombie!

Fish: Zombies wouldn't have a heart rate.

Pup: I'm slowly dying then

Fish: Aren't we all-

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*Pup, Fish, and Hoodie are doing a test where you put stickers on your arms and it monitors your heart. It's a way of seeing if your heart has problems.*

Fish: Lol Hoodie your line thing is so weird.

Pup: *studying the line.* Wait it's inverted. If it's inverted you're having a heart attack!!

Hoodie: WAIT WHAT?! TRY IT AGAIN.

Pup: *does it again.* Oh it's normal now

All: Phew

Pup: *does it again to make sure and the line is inverted again*

All: O.o

Fish: *calling Chitter over.* BRO LOOK AT THIS-

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*It's still the sticker lab and it's Pup's turn to have her heart read.*

Pup: Welp, time to do this! Who's gonna help m-

Chitter, Ping, Hoodie, and Fish: *having a flexing competition*

Pup: *grumbling* I don't need no man to help me

*10 minutes later*

Pup: *Still struggling to put all the stickers on cause they keep falling off when she moves.*

Chitter, Ping, Hoodie, and Fish: *Still flexing at each other.*

Teacher: *sees Pup struggling and the boys flexing* Someone please help this poor child! (Yes she actually said this it was hilarious XD )

Fish: Oh right we forgot about Pup-

Teacher: *helps Pup while the boys still flex, smiling at her because she knows the struggle of dealing with males.* 

Pup and Teacher: *finish lab*

Pup: *getting up and taking off stickers* *loudly* stop your flexing competition or whatever and come to the next table!

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*This is a blood pressure test, the one you get at a doctor's.*

Fish: *putting cuff around Pup's arms.* Time to do this! :D

Fish: *pumps pressure to 250 and only stops because it was starting to really hurt for Pup.* 

Fish: Hmm that reading is kinda weird

Fish: *Puts cuff around Hoodie and pumps it all the way to 300* *the reading is still weird*

Pup: *asks the teacher to help them out.*

Teacher: *showing them how to do it.* And never pump above 150, if you go too much 150, you'll burst the blood vessels.

Pup and Hoodie: *glaring at Fish* Fish, it's your time to get your arm pumped. By u s.

Fish: Oh dear Lord-

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And that's it! I had lots of fun :3 Oh yeah, when we were using stethoscopes, we had to put the stethocopes on a group member's chest to hear the heart beat and their back to hear their breathing. Hoodie and Fish listened to each other's heartbeats instead of mine and only listened to my breathing because... Yknow I'm a girl. And I thought that was so sweet ^w^