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Something smells fishy... Oh wait it's just Jevin... (Jewels)

Fandom: Hermitcraft

Romantic: Yes

Beware this is a ship oneshot. Don't read if you don't like.

 Idea by @deeeerply ! au where Jevin turns into a seal and Wels needs to take care of him. I believe this is what you call a crack fic XD

 "Hello? Where am I?!" 

 "You slime and your shapeshifting abilities! So annoying and unfair! I think you could use a little time forced into a body..."

 " Wha- but I've done nothing wrong!"

 "Also its fun doing this kind of thing..."

 Just a few seconds later, a shrill scream pierced the forest.

...

Wels had decided to head into the forest to collect some resources. Not enough to deforest the place, but just a little bit. Suddenly, he heard a strange bark. Walking towards the sound, Wels out his hand on the hilt of his sword. What he saw surprised him greatly. 

 "A seal?!" 

 A bright blue seal that had a look of annoyance was splayed out across the forest floor. It looked at Wels and let out a sharp bark. 

"What the heck is a seal doing in a forest?"

The seal barked, clearly trying to tell him something.

"Why are you blue?"

The seal seemed to almost sigh, before opening its eyes wide and tracing a J in the dirt. Wels gasped, putting the j and the fact the seal was blue together. 

"JEVIN?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" 

Jevin stared at him looking very sad. Then he tried to eat Wels's shirt. 

 "No! Stop it! MY SHIRT ISN'T FOOD!"

 'Not my fault I feel the urge to eat it ' (please no lenny faces) he wrote.

Wels let out a loud sigh then stared at Jevin, wondering how he would get him back to his house. He decided to try to pick him up and walk to the house. Big mistake. He wobbled under the intense weight and kept losing his grip. 

"You are so hard to carry!" 

Jevin looked at him with narrow eyes, as if saying 'What did you expect?' He flopped over to a tree and smacked it with his flipper. Wels, confused, showed Jevin a piece of wood. Jevin nodded immediately and made a little pattern of dots. Wels attempted to decipher what he was saying.

"You want a crafting bench?" 

'Boat' he traced with his flipper, hoping Wels would understand

"What?"

'TRANSPORT ME IN A BOAT YOU IDIOT!' Jevin was already so tired of Wels's obliviousness, and it had only been an hour. 

"Oh, how obvious! I should've known in the beginning that you meant a boat with all those faint and hard to understand symbols you scratched into dirt!" Wels sassed as he made a boat. He plopped Jevin inside, getting in himself and beginning to row. A sarcastic knight and a dead-inside, cursed seal. What could possibly go wrong?

*time skiiiiiiiip* 

By the time Wels finally got to his base, he was gasping for breath and his arms were incredibly sore. Jevin rolled out of the boat and slowly scooted his way to the base. Wels got out his communicator and told Xisuma to come meet him. Seeing that Jevin was slowly but surely scooting his way to the doorstep, Wels decided to let him be and walked into the house, grabbing some fish and a sandwich. When he returned to the main room, he was surprised to see Jevin already there, flopping around on the floor.