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Just Dance!

Fandom: Hermitcraft

Romantic: no

Irl au where all the hermits live in the same neighborhood! This sounds so fun and I wish I could do this TvT

Yeah anyways, pretend that the hermits know all the Just Dances and where each song is, and pretend the cds eject and start up very quickly.

The bright sun shone on the lovely Saturday. Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz were heading over to Impulse's house to hang out and catch up on recent happenings.

"For the last time, cereal isn't a sOUP!"

"Says the dude who likes pineapple pizza!"

"You don't like pineapple pizza?!"

"But back on the topic, cereal is soup? Like it has the cereal bits and the broth is milk..."

"iTs nOt sOuUuuUp-"

They continued to argue the rest of the way, occasionally changing topics to another controversial, yet useless, argument. 

 "Everyone hush, I need to find my keys!" Impulse announced, slipping off his bag and starting to rummage.

"Oh no, he's gonna take forever!" Tango dramatically flopped against Zed. Skizz laughed and joined in, leaning against Zedaph. 

 "Wait I can't hold both of you!" Zedaph huffed, supporting both boys' weight. Impulse finally found his keys and unlocked the door. The other three tried to walk forward but they all started to lose their balance. Either Tango or Skizz would have to fall for the other to be pulled back onto their feet. It wasn't a very hard decision for Zed to let go of Tango and pull Skizz up instead.

"How could youuuu." Tango hissed from the floor, having landed with an underwhelming thump. His look of betrayal was more comic than guilt inducing, and they all burst into laughter before walking inside, or in Tango's case, crawling.

 "Ahh, it's good to be home!" Skizz said happily, sauntering in. 

 "This is my house..?" Impulse pointed out confusedly, tilting his head a bit. 

 "I spend more time here than I do my actual home." Skizz grinned cheekily as Impulse snorted and turned towards the basement, opening the door. 

 "Come on boys, let's go to the basement."

Tango was up on his feet in an instant. "The basement? You mean we get to rummage through your old and very embarrassing stuff? Count me in!" 

"Wait no-" Impulse tried, but it was too late. Tango was already rushing down the basement, the other two following closely behind. "Why didn't I think this through?!" He sighed before heading down himself.

Down in the basement, there was a large open area and piles of old items along the walls. The other three often teased Impulse for being a hoarder and storing so much in his basement, but there were often opportunities and helpful things hidden away in it. Zed seemed to be looking for such things, rummaging through the piles absentmindedly as they all chatted. 

Suddenly, he made a wonderful discovery. A Just Dance disk! When he pulled it out, a whole entire pile of disks came spilling out, all of them being various Just Dances. 

"Impulse! You have all of the Just Dances?" Zed gaped, staring at the glorious disks. Skizz let out a gleeful laugh. 

"You never told us you have these?!"

"I guess I forgot." Impulse sheepishly chuckled. "But yeah, I've collected them all. Even the Disney one."

"Woww..." The others were in awe. Skizz grabbed all the disks and ran back up the stairs to where Impulse's TV was. He hooked up the Wii to it and inserted one of them randomly,  grinning  as he started up the game.