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Miniature Mooshroom (HypnoCrafted)

Fandom: Hermitcraft

Romantic: Yes

Hi, yes! So hehe- it's been a lil bit... mostly because I was working on a Hex but it turned out way too ooc and angsty, plus I watched Xisuma's Season V Christmas episode and EX fangirling over the Wormman shop was just so wholesome. Now I want Wormman x EX and to ditch the Hex oneshot. Welp, that's a problem for future me! Right now, I have decided to make a one shot based off the following prompt: Person B is busy all the time so Person A gets a pet as to not feel lonely. Person B then becomes jealous of the pet. Person A is Hypno, Person B is xB, and the pet is a mini mooshroom.

It was a very boring day. Hypno didn't have any projects, was bored of a lot of activities, and most terrible of all of it, xB hadn't come home in 103 hours, 17 minutes, and 5 seconds. He did that sometimes, the hardworking builder often forgetting to check the time and becoming engrossed in his work. However, in the past couple of days, he had started leaving the house for long periods of time. The house had started to feel rather lonely without xB's rambling  filling it. Hypno missed having someone else to talk to or snuggle with or watch movies with. 

"I dunno dude. Maybe you should get a pet? I've heard those help." Jevin drawled on a call between the two. "You seem kinda lonely over there." 

"I do feel a little lonely," Hypno admitted, tapping their fingers on a countertop. "But what pet?"

There was a pause, then Jevin continued. "I feel like I'm gonna regret this, but have you ever seen a mooshroom? They're like, tiny little mooshrooms the size of your palm." 

Hypno could already feel excitement bubbling in their stomach. "You know where I can get one?"

"Uhm... here wait I have it marked on a map." A bit of shuffling in the background. "Oh yeah, we bred one up right behind... actually I'll get him for you, it's pretty far out. We were experimenting and accidentally made the little guy."

"Alright then. Thanks Jev."

"Yep."

~

A little while later, a familiar bright blue slime floated down with a little bundle. 

"Hey Hypno! I have him." 

"Nice!" They took the bundle from him and carefully unwrapped the blankets. Resting inside was a very, very, very tiny little brown mooshroom. "Aww, he's so cute!!"

"Yeah, I have no idea how we made him. He's super rare, being a brown mooshroom and all."

A buzz came from both of their communicators, and Hypno whipped theirs out to check their messages. They were greeted with the sight of a very distressed message from Wels.

Welsknight: Will give 64 diamonds to whoever finds my Jevin! PLEASE HES BEEN MISSING FOR 4 DAYS!! Contact me if found

"That's my cue to leave, I guess..." Jevin quickly said as the chat was spammed with promises of hunting him down. "Oh, and Hypno?"

"Yeah??"

"You smell. BYE-" He flew away before Hypno could yell at him. Hypno shook their head and walked back into the house with their brand new mooshroom baby.

~

xB nervously paced at the door, biting at his fingernails. This time, he'd left Hypno alone for more than four days just because of some stupid build that seemed oh so important when he'd started it. Slowly, he creaked the door open and slipped inside, worried sick about his poor poor joyfriend. After a quick scan of the room, he didn't see Hypno anywhere, so he moved silently to their bedroom. He peeked in and saw Hypno sitting on the bed with something in their hands.