Me: Hello creepers and we are back again for more fun and hopefully to torment Jeff.
Jeff: I heard that bitch!!
Me: You were meant to!! -.- Anyways let's get ready. -crashes on couch with Swag, Hellfire, Blu, Misty, Ivy, and Philanecron-
Misty: So where are we.....
-big loud ass boom before the front door flies open-
Brooky: I'm back bitches!! -fireworks go off in the background-
Me, Slender, and Sally: Brooky!!! -glomps-
Me, Sally, and Brooky: -being crushed by Slender-
Me: Slender!!! Get your big ass off of us!!!!!
Slender: -moves off of us-
Me: I'm about dead.
Philanecron: Oh yeah, I bring presents for all pastas. Jeff, Bitches (nina, jane) get knives Savannah and laughing Jill get chainsaws, enders get fav style suits, ben gets a condom ( I hope you have fun lol!) Lj gets a magical crown with candy king engraved on it that magically dispenses candy. liu gets a scarf. dark gets a Zelda game, I get a date with jeff and everyone gets ten pizzas ticci gets waffles masky and hoods get an unlimited card for the cheesecake factory buffet. and I dare all of you to do the purge up the first fangirl you see's ass! Don't forget I get to join the fun!
Me: O////////O Umm don't mind me. -takes off running out the front door- O-O
Ben: -smirking- Savannah~ .-. Where'd she go?
Misty, Ivy, Hellfire, Blu, and Swag: -points to front door-
Ben: Oh Savannah come back~! -runs out front door-
Misty: Now what? .-. Savannah's on the run and she has the list. -.-
(With me and Ben)
Me: -still running-
Ben: -laughing- You gonna come back to the mansion?!
Me: Yea when I'm not being chased! .-.
Ben: -keeps laughing and chasing-
Me: I'm gonna get you for this Philanecron!!!
(Two hours later)
Ben: I'm back!! -carrying me over his shoulder-
Me: .-. Can someone get him to put me down?
Blu: i dare all the girls (except Sally, she's to young) to go shopping for lingerie to show the guys!!!! ( I HAVE A WEIRD MIND!!!!)
Me: Well, fuck me. -face palms-
Ben: Later Savannah. ;)
Me: O////////O I'm not gonna live through this update. Blu I don't know wether to kill you or thank you but I'm still not back on the ground yet. .-.
Ben: -puts me down- Now go get something pretty~ ;)
Me: *////////* Umm, Ben, staph.
Ben: -snickers- :3
(Time skip)
Me: We are back.
Ben: You gonna show us? ;)
Me: O////////O Do I have to?
Masky: Blu technically said to show us so yea. You have to.
Me: -///////- Damn it. -goes upstairs-
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