Ask the Creepypastas

Chapter Twenty One

Me: Hello creepers and we are back again for more fun and hopefully to torment Jeff.

Jeff: I heard that bitch!!

Me: You were meant to!! -.- Anyways let's get ready. -crashes on couch with Swag, Hellfire, Blu, Misty, Ivy, and Philanecron-

Misty: So where are we.....

-big loud ass boom before the front door flies open-

Brooky: I'm back bitches!! -fireworks go off in the background-

Me, Slender, and Sally: Brooky!!! -glomps-

Me, Sally, and Brooky: -being crushed by Slender-

Me: Slender!!! Get your big ass off of us!!!!!

Slender: -moves off of us-

Me: I'm about dead.

Philanecron: Oh yeah, I bring presents for all pastas. Jeff, Bitches (nina, jane) get knives Savannah and laughing Jill get chainsaws, enders get fav style suits, ben gets a condom ( I hope you have fun lol!) Lj gets a magical crown with candy king engraved on it that magically dispenses candy. liu gets a scarf. dark gets a Zelda game, I get a date with jeff and everyone gets ten pizzas ticci gets waffles masky and hoods get an unlimited card for the cheesecake factory buffet. and I dare all of you to do the purge up the first fangirl you see's ass! Don't forget I get to join the fun!

Me: O////////O Umm don't mind me. -takes off running out the front door- O-O

Ben: -smirking- Savannah~ .-. Where'd she go?

Misty, Ivy, Hellfire, Blu, and Swag: -points to front door-

Ben: Oh Savannah come back~! -runs out front door-

Misty: Now what? .-. Savannah's on the run and she has the list. -.-

(With me and Ben)

Me: -still running-

Ben: -laughing- You gonna come back to the mansion?!

Me: Yea when I'm not being chased! .-.

Ben: -keeps laughing and chasing-

Me: I'm gonna get you for this Philanecron!!!

(Two hours later)

Ben: I'm back!! -carrying me over his shoulder-

Me: .-. Can someone get him to put me down?

Blu: i dare all the girls (except Sally, she's to young) to go shopping for lingerie to show the guys!!!! ( I HAVE A WEIRD MIND!!!!)

Me: Well, fuck me. -face palms-

Ben: Later Savannah. ;)

Me: O////////O I'm not gonna live through this update. Blu I don't know wether to kill you or thank you but I'm still not back on the ground yet. .-.

Ben: -puts me down- Now go get something pretty~ ;)

Me: *////////* Umm, Ben, staph.

Ben: -snickers- :3

(Time skip)

Me: We are back.

Ben: You gonna show us? ;)

Me: O////////O Do I have to?

Masky: Blu technically said to show us so yea. You have to.

Me: -///////- Damn it. -goes upstairs-