Me: -sleeping on living room couch-
Jeff: -holding a spider above my chest-
Hoody: I wouldn't do.
Masky: I agree with Hoods, don't do it.
Silver: D-don't she will b-be mad.
Dark: Do it. I still owe her for that one day she had me go on what two or three dates?
Jeff: -puts the spider on me and backs away-
Dark: -grins before getting an air horn blowing it-
Me: -jumps up pissed off. Sees the spider and picks it up- George why are you not in your cage?
The five boys in the room: Dafuq? O-O
Me: -gets up and puts George back in his cage- Did you really think a spider would scare me? I love spiders. It's Swag you can't get spiders around.
Jeff: Damn.
-door burst open-
Roseta195: I'm here.
Jeff: Dafuq is she doing here?!
Me: Calm your tits Jeff. I can have who ever I want join!
Jeff: Bitch.
Me: Jackass.
Hoody: Why do you two even fight in every update?
Both of us: -shrugs-
Me: It's fun and we are not exactly friends.
Jeff: Yep that's pretty much it.
Me: Ok let's get started.
Everyone: -comes downstairs-
Roseta: I got some dares.
LJ: Who's the chick?
Me: This is Roseta. My BFF.
(Did anyone else think of the Hello Monsta video? Where in it Minx is like "Hello necro. H-hello necromorph. You wanna be my BFF? Of course!")
Roseta: Ok my first dare is for Masky. I dare Masky to pour holy water on Misty.
Misty: What?! No! That will burn like hell!!
Masky: Sorry sis.
Misty: Oh hell nah!! -runs but Jeff and Dark catches her-
Jeff: Pay back bitch.
Masky: -pours the holy water on Misty-
Misty: -screams in pain- FUCK!!!!!!! -runs outside screaming- Roseta, you fucking bitch!!!
Roseta: I dare Hellfire to bleach Ivy's wings.
Ivy: You say what now? O-O Oh hell no. Hellfire stay away from my wings. -runs but is caught by Jeff and Painter-
Hellfire: Sorry Ivy. -throws bleach on her wings-
Ivy: -screams- This fucking burns!!! -runs out the door following Misty-
Me: They are gonna be so pissed at you Roseta.
Roseta: -shrugs- I dare Brooky to frickle frackle with Slender.
Brooky: Don't have to tell us twice. -pulls Slender upstairs-
Roseta: I dare Siv to frickle frackle with Jeff and Liu.
Me: O-O Bitch say what now?!
Roseta: You heard me. Go.
The three of us: O//////////O I have to fuck them?!!!!!! -pointing at each other-
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