Ask the Creepypastas

Chapter Thirty

Me: -hiding behind Ben to use him as a shield- Sup creepers and we are still stuck at this circus. I don't know how this update will go. Let's just start.

SuaGarcia1: I to know relationship status of everyone.

Me: Well, I'm with Ben. Blu is with LJ. Philanecron is with Jeff. Misty kinda likes Li...

Misty: -hand covers my mouth- Shut it DN.

Me: -rolls eyes. Pulls her hand from my mouth- Anyways, there's not many couples here.

Winter: -pops up- I dare someone to transform sally into a teenager to see what she looks like when she's older, and I dare savannah to get memory wiped and have sexual offender man to show up and have savannah take a rose. Sorry sav

Me: O-O Why me?!

Ivy: Sorry Nightshade. -wipes my memory and transforms Sally-

Sally: -has short dark hair that's about black. Bright green eyes and a curvy body-

Me: ??? -standing there confused-

Offender: -walks up to me grinning-

Me: O_O Dafuq?!

Offender: Want a rose? -holds out a red rose and a blue rose-

Ben: Don't take them roses!!

Me: -looks back at him confused- Umm, who are you?

Ben: -face palms- Oh, right, your memory was wiped. Just don't take the fucking roses.

Me: Fine, I will.

Ben: I just said not to.

Me: And I'm not listening to you.

Ben: -had a bright idea- Fine, that you a rose. Just not the blue one.

Me: -.- I will take whichever I want!! -takes the blue rose-

Ben: -sighs- My work is complete.

Offender: -groans- But I wanted you to pick the red. -starts whining- Oh well. -kills me-

Me: X_X

Ben: Slender, can you bring her back?

Slender: She's just unconscious. She's immortal, she can't die.

Philanecron: -poking me with a stick- How long is she gonna be down?

Slender: She shouldn't be down much longer.

Spirit: While she is out I will continue.

Unicorn_Cuite: *whispers to EJ* I dare you to touch Jeff's butt *slowly backs away into the darkness, chuckling demonically*

EJ: I'm gonna die. Someone hand me Nightshade's tree branch.

Misty: -hands him my tree branch-

EJ: -takes it before running up slapping Jeff's ass. Runs like hell with Jeff chasing him-

The ones watching: -fell to the ground laughing-

Blu: I dare L.J to take me to his favorite place in the circus(dont think i spelled that right)

LJ: -takes her hand pulling her to the cotton candy machine- To the cotton candy machine!!! -takes off running-

Lover: [i dare you to make E.J and I couples without anyone knowing and once they find out Lost Silver gets Jealous]

EJ: -not running anymore but is with Lover off exploring the grounds-

Me: X_X

Ben: -by my side trying to wake me up-