Ask the Creepypastas

Chapter Eighteen

Me: -sitting on the couch in the living room playing Darkness 2- Guys get your asses down here so we can start!

Everyone: -walks downstairs or comes in the mansion-

Me: -looks at notes- Let's start.

SilverWolfTears: can Sally look after my kittens, sixx and jinxx. also I dare jeff to join the fellowship of the ring and steal the one ring. lastly a question for lj ...LAUGHING JACK WHERE WERE YOU?!?!?! I had no clown at my birthday and the clown that was there, penny wise the clown, tried to eat me
>:|

Sally: -looking at Slender- Can I?! Can I?! Please! Please can I Slendy?!

Slendy: Fine child, you can take care of the kittens. Just keep them away from Jeff or he will throw up rainbows.

Sally: -takes the kittens- Aww they're so cute. Thanks Tears!

Jeff: Keep those things away from me. -.-

Sally: -looks at sixx- They're not things! -throws sixx on Jeff's head- Get him sixx!!

Jeff: -screaming- Awwwwwwww!!!!!!! -trying to pull the cat off while it's clawing at him-

Sally: -takes sixx and runs-

Me: -covers Bill's ears knowing Jeff is gonna cuss-

Jeff: Get your ass back here!! -runs after Sally-

Me: -uncovers Bill's ears-

Sally: -runs in her room and locks the door- Now you're safe sixx. :)

(Back downstairs while Jeff is beating on Sally's door)

LJ: Sorry I wasn't at your birthday Tears, let's just say I was at a child's house 'entertaining' them -starts chuckling-

Jeff: -comes back downstairs-

Me: -Sparta kicks Jeff out of the mansion- Go do your dare!! -locks the door. Covers Bill's ears-

Jeff: You fucking bitch open the door!!!!!

Me: Don't cuss around Bill or you will piss him off!!

Jeff: -huffs- Whatever. -walks off-

Me: -uncovers Bill's ears- Here Bill, listen to music so you can't hear what the guys say. -hands him a iPod-

Bill: Thanks. -takes it and walks over to the couch. Sits down and puts headphones in listening to music-

Me: Next dare.

Xx_Hope_Hellfire_xX: I dare you to add me to the ask and i dare Masky and Hoody to eat some of my pie so i can beat the crap out of them XD

Masky and Hoody: -in kitchen eating pie so they didn't hear the dare-

Masky: We need more cheesecake. -whining-

Hellfire: -holds a baseball bat. Walks in kitchen- Stop eating my pie!!

Masky and Hoody: -looks at each other before running off-

Hellfire: Get back here!!!! -laughing like a manic while chasing them-

Me: That might take awhile there. Let's go to the next dare.

youtubeandclockwork (Winter): I dare Jeff the killer and Jane the killer to go out on a date and act like a really couple.

Me: Ok Slendy can you bring Jeff back from the ring mission?

Slendy: -teleports and brings Jeff back- Here.