Charlie: You guys got to change your thinking about child pageants. I mean, child pageants... that's an American tradition right there, child pageantry? Think about it — in other countries, women they can't show their ankles, right? They gotta be in those big black tarps or whatever.
In America, we can show toddlers in tiny bikinis, we can make them tan, because that's our right as Americans, OK? Child pageantry is an essential part of the American fabric! You know what, we should dress up our little kids just to show other people that we can!
We can do whatever we want with our kids, and that's what America is all about!
By Scott Marder & Rob Rosell
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