(In a new York accent) I'm so sick of everyone moping about boys or crying about ex lovers. I wanna do something fun. I wanna rob a bank and spend the money on crazy outfits, maybe something from mochino. Or steal a fancy car and drive it at way to fast speeds and feel the wind rip at my face. Oo oo! I could blow up a gas station! No... that's a little too far. Honestly though, I couldn't do any of that stuff, I just don't have the balls for it. Literally. All anyone expects off women is to look pretty all the god damn time and never do anything else. If you're pretty that's all what's expected from you and if you're not well you're completely invisible. Oh and don't get me started on what jobs we're forced into. But you know what I'm sick of that misogynistic bullshit. I'm gonna be the one people shit themselves at when they hear my name. They're gonna quiver at the mere vowels and I'm gonna relish it. Me. A slim blonde haired girl who's 5ft 10 and likes freaking Shakespeare. Actually I think Shakespeare had the right idea. (Posh British accent) "Look like the rose but be the serpent under it." You know what? That's what they could call me! The serpent! I can already hear the press's headline. (Hardcore New York accent) "New York's hottest criminal the Serpent strikes again. She slithered her way in out the bank and steals $50 million dollars!" $50 million would, buy me a lot of suits. I'd wear green eyeshadow and green lipstick and a green sparkly suit and steal in style. The men will hate it but believe it or not there are women in this world to.
By faith Johnson
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