You see, it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the Asylum.
Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point!
I've demonstrated that even the sanest man alive can be driven to lunacy! All it takes is one bad day.
That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
You had a bad day once. Am I right? I know I am. You had a bad day, and everything changed! Why else would you dress up as a flying rat?
You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else! Only you won't admit it!
You have to keep pretending that life makes sense. That there's some point to all this struggling. GOD you make me want to puke!
I mean what is it with you? What made you what you are?
Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that I bet...something like that...
...something like that...happened to me, you know? I'm...I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes, I remember it one way, sometimes another...if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Haha!
My point is...my point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot!
I admit it! So why can't you? You're not unintelligent, you must see the reality of the situation?
Do you know how many times we've come close to World War III over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you even know what triggered the last world war? An argument with Germany over how many telegraph poles they owed their war debt creditors. Telegraph poles!
It's all a joke! Anything anybody ever valued or struggled for, it's all just a monstrous, demented gag.
So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?
By Alan Moore
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