Now let me just be real straight with you. You ever been to rehab, Roy?
Well, in rehab, there are some real fucked-up motherfuckers. We're talking people who are on the hook for armed robbery, attempted murder, real fucked-up shit. Hardcore motherfuckers.
You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So let me be very clear with you. If you so much as go past first base with my little sister, or try to get her high again, I will call Omar, I will call Marlo. I will call Avon, I will call Brother Mouzone, I will call fuckin' Bodie, and I will call fucking Stringer. And I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn. Do you hear me?
Do you know what kind of people these are? These are the kind of people who will strip you fucking naked, and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Do you hear me?
I don't think he understands. Tell me you understand.
There you go. Now go in there, tell my little sister she looks nice.
By Ron Lesham
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