i had this chapter ready to post, but i needed to copy it into my notes because i was going to put something else here, but instead i ended up pasting what i already had copied, so basically i lost the entire chapter😃🔫
so, too make up for it, here's some dirty pick up lines:😏
-ABC i want the next letter in me
-roses are red, violets are blue, i'll be the 6, if you be my 9
-you look great right now. do you know what else would look good on you? me!
-do you drink soda? because you look
so-da-licious.
-i'm your homework, now slam me on your desk and do me
-your body is 70% water, and i'm thirsty
-let's play titanic, you'll be the iceberg and i'll go down.
-i'm an adventurer and i want to explore you.
-are you a trampoline? because i want to bounce on you
-my name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want
YOU ARE READING
billie eilish smut
Romanceeach chapter is a completely different story, unless it says there is a different part. if u don't like smut, this book isn't for you. none of the images are mine.
