thank yall for 2k reads!
here's some freaky pic-up-lines to celebrate
-i was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
-your so hot, my zipper is falling for u
-are you my homework? because i'm not doing you but i definitely should be
-they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
-i'm on top of things. would you like to be one of them?
-are you an eco-friendly kinda girl? the condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don't you help me use it?
-are you an exam? because i have been studying you like crazy!
-i'm not into watching sunsets, but i'd love to see you go down
-i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours
-give me your car keys so i can drive you crazy
-is your name earl gray? because you look like a hot-tee
-are you an elevator, because i'll go up and down on you
-your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor
- what did you say your name was again? i want to make sure i'm screaming the right name tonight!
- your body is 70% water, and i'm thirsty.
-is it hot in here? or is it just you?
-that's a nice shirt. can i try it on after we have sex?
-i lost my keys, can i check your pants?
-you look great right now. do you know what else would look great on you? me!
-are you a haunted house? because i'm going to scream when i'm in you
-i don't think i want babies, but i don't mind perfecting my baby-making technique with you!
-roses are red. violets are fine. you be the six and i'll be the nine.
-do you drink soda? because you look
so-da-licious!
-do you have a shovel? because i'm digging you!
-are you a campfire? because your hot and i want s'more!
-my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency, wanna go back to my place and save me?
-if your feeling down, i can fill you up
edit: THANKS SO MUCH FOR LIKE ALMOST 5K READSSSSS
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billie eilish smut
Romanceeach chapter is a completely different story, unless it says there is a different part. if u don't like smut, this book isn't for you. none of the images are mine.
